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Bmannator

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Yeah, but my wife doesn't like me much either. I think something is up. I always make sure when we go down the stairs that she goes first. Every time she is behind me, she pushes me, I tumble down two flights and then calls me clumsy. And when did she have those sharp iron spikes installed? She says they are a design choice but they look like something Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia would have installed in Transylvania.


Anyways, Cucco, when you go, we'll have Vixens at your wake/bikini pool party.


Maybe????......She thought it would be funny to watch you go down the stairs like a "Slinky"...What a kidder!!!
Have her take a few snapshots next time...
 

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OH MY GOODNESS, Haunted, I cant believe that anyone else other than my sons and my Mike watch Coupling !!!!!!!!! Ive seen the complete series a dozen times? Im surprised the DVDs are worn out. See? Now you have a friend in me....
Jeffrey is my favorite, love him.........

Jeff may just be the funniest character ever on TV. His relationship with Julia was priceless! I ripped it from DVD to watch on my iPad. It's sad it only lasted 3 years (Kind of hard to count the fourth).

Jeff: I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.


Jeff: [drunk] It must be a lot easier being gay. Sex must be a piece of piss if you're gay.
Howard: And why is that?
Jeff: If you're gay, see... if you're gay, .........ion is practice. Y'know, you can have a good old practice on your own, and then later, when you're ready, when you've got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's. It's a piece of piss.... See, it's different... it's different when you're a straight bloke. When we finally get our hands on the gear, let me tell you, it's not a drill. Gays have their own practice kit, but you don't get any practice women. We're supposed to fly those babies the first time we get in 'em!

Jeff: I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere.
Steve: You draw the line at intelligent breasts?
Jeff: I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding.

Jeff: Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind?... Make all women telepathic because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they'd kill us all on the spot. Men are not people. We are disgustoids in human form!
Steve: Well, how'd it go?
Jeff: She's leaving the country, doesn't speak English, I insulted her friend's breasts and she thinks I collect women's ears in a bucket.
Steve: Well, you've had worse.
 

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Well, I just did a stupid thing, I dropped one of my 18490s in my coffee:( I rinsed in clean water and dried it up with a blower and threw it in a tub of rice. I know this sounds stupid but is it pretty much trash?

My stupid hands are really pissing me off. I bought 4 batteries the other day and since then, I dropped one and nicked it bad, trashed, now this one ......

 
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Well, I just did a stupid thing, I dropped one of my 18490s in my coffee:( I rinsed in clean water and dried it up with a blower and threw it in a tub of rice. I know this sounds stupid but is it pretty much trash?

My stupid hands are really pissing me off. I bought 4 batteries the other day and since then, I dropped one and nicked it bad, trashed, now this one ......



I lost a brand new 18650 this week. No clue!
 
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