So went out with a bunch of people from work one day for lunch and part of the discussion was about the best invention of the last century if you don't count the computer and everyone went around saying what they thought it was. One of the guys said "the Wonder Bra" and then a few of the ladies were like "oh yeah, love my Wonder Bra" with the giggle associated with it. I then explained that it was one of the worst inventions of the past century because the whole purpose of the wonder bra was to make women who need the wonder bra to look like women who don't need it. They thought I was nuts and then I explained that for a guy, the wonder bra is like a beautifully wrapped Christmas present that get put under the tree for you and you think about what cool thing could be in it. And you get excited every day about opening it but come Christmas morning you open it and ... it's tube socks.
So in the spirit of equality I am going to invent Wonder Pants! Underpants that make the man looking like he is sporting a monster hog even though he doesn't have one!
So in the spirit of equality I am going to invent Wonder Pants! Underpants that make the man looking like he is sporting a monster hog even though he doesn't have one!