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HauntedMyst

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So went out with a bunch of people from work one day for lunch and part of the discussion was about the best invention of the last century if you don't count the computer and everyone went around saying what they thought it was. One of the guys said "the Wonder Bra" and then a few of the ladies were like "oh yeah, love my Wonder Bra" with the giggle associated with it. I then explained that it was one of the worst inventions of the past century because the whole purpose of the wonder bra was to make women who need the wonder bra to look like women who don't need it. They thought I was nuts and then I explained that for a guy, the wonder bra is like a beautifully wrapped Christmas present that get put under the tree for you and you think about what cool thing could be in it. And you get excited every day about opening it but come Christmas morning you open it and ... it's tube socks.

So in the spirit of equality I am going to invent Wonder Pants! Underpants that make the man looking like he is sporting a monster hog even though he doesn't have one!
 

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LOL.... you are so right...... Being a woman of smaller "proportions" I was told by all my friends ( especially those who already were well endowed ) that YOU HAVE TO GET ONE....... I finally caved in and went in search of such a device.

There was the original WOnder Bra, and many knock offs including the Victoria Secret thing. I kept trying them and first thought I got as I placed this lacey , well constructed device that had fluff and seams and wires on my self, was it was not comfortable and the whole purpose of such a things was to "attract" and sooner or later the package was going to be " unwrapped " . I thought what a let down it would be, even in the dark, reaching for what one thought was going to be a bounty and end up with something less.

I decided my small self was fine and those that put value on large boobies were not for me anyway.......
 

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Went shooting tonight. Fired 200+ rounds and if you don't count the 8 or so dead on bullseyes, I may have well been Stevie Wonder doing the shooting.

On the upside, I clean the coils in my Taifun and Kayfun and rewicked them and they are both wonderful.

I saw this picture and I thought of you.

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I was married to two very special, unique, and eccentric men. Both are deceased. Some people never get to experience the real thing (head over heels .. rose colored glasses .. madly in love). I had it twice! I feel blessed.

Today, is the birthday of my first husband, Ellwood. My Ellwood was extremely intelligent, educated, incredibly talented, witty, and so much fun. What a gift he was!

Happy Birthday to him! :)
 

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My thoughts on those rhinestone encrusted things is this; We as humans are constantly striving to own things that make us stand out, or show our unique personality etc...... That style of accessorising is definitely not me. Me being so the opposite , I just cant fathom a grown woman wanting to run around with that style of fairy princess look.

One thing I can tell you is that if the anti vaping group catch sight of those things , its just going to add to the fuel of "targeting" children. I can only see a little 8 to 12 year old being attracted to those. Looking at those make ME feel sick to my stomach and wretch :evil:....... THey look like they would please the my little Pony or Barbie fairy princess/ Disney princess crowd.
 
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