Free stuff giveaway?
Sounds good.
How to make it fair? WHY? Fair is for kids' games.
How to make it fun? It already is. There are some neat people here who post funny stuff... and the rest is inoffensive at worst.
How to make it
interesting? Back when I was a young lad, TVs were black and white, and dinosaurs stalked the earth.... there was a
giveaway tv show called "Queen for a day". The lady with the most pathetic life story, full of misfortune, injustice, tragedy, etc. won all sorts of useful appliances and tacky consumer goods.
OK. For one, I'm not female, and life has treated me rather well, when I kept out of the way and let it, but here is my (prize winning, pretty please!) story, just to get you folks riled up and anxious to donate all future prizes to me:
My parents left home before I was born. This made the C-section difficult.
Lacking a few limbs, and being four months premature didn't help. When I was surgically separated from my twin, who went on to become the Archduke Emmeroyd of Caspia, I suffered a severe rash in parts unmentionable in a family newspaper.
I was thrown off of the Special Olympics Team when my missing limbs mysteriously regenerated during a 5,000 meter unicycle race.
I lost my job as a writer of country and western lyrics because I am alergic to dawgs, gave my guns away, never owned a pickup, and am happily married to the same fine woman for nearly 43 years.
In short, my tragic circumstances, together with TMI, prove that I am the most qualified to win free
vaping products.