These are amazing! I'm still to scared too whip it right out. I sneak vape in restaurants. LOL Of course being in Cali it probably *is* illegal.
...However, if I do catch someone staring, I'll just stare back. Depending on the situation, I'll even take a hit or two off my PV while maintaining eye-contact (there are rules, after all) just to send the message that I'm not gonna stop just because of an disapproving stare. My daily-driver is a Darwin with a SS CE2, sporting a bright orange drip-tip, so there's no confusing it with an analog, even for the stupid...
one of the moms comes up to me and says "Your setting a bad example for my children". With an analog in between her fingers.
Know how some off those anti smoking people just go way over board? Like the ones that throw caughing fits when they see you smoking 30 feet away?
Well, the other day I was in friends car while he was picking up some food, i got bored and took my vap out to take a few puffs, and i see like the fifty some year old lady like ten feet away in her car with the waffing the air away and caughing hysterically. And to top it off, the window on the side of the car she was close to was closed. Some people just agitate the hell out of me.
Know how some off those anti smoking people just go way over board? Like the ones that throw caughing fits when they see you smoking 30 feet away?
Well, the other day I was in friends car while he was picking up some food, i got bored and took my vap out to take a few puffs, and i see like the fifty some year old lady like ten feet away in her car with the waffing the air away and caughing hysterically. And to top it off, the window on the side of the car she was close to was closed. Some people just agitate the hell out of me.
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E-cig story. While vaping in a park and sitting on a bench, 50 ft. away from the playground one of the moms comes up to me and says "Your setting a bad example for my children". With an analog in between her fingers. I proceeded to look up and stare he down for a good ten seconds. I just said "What? How can you say that with an actual cigarette between your finger and I'm smoking an e-cig." She just walked away after that.
My planned comeback has always been a puzzled "You're afraid of second-hand waffle?"I vape everywhere. I don't try to hide it, but I don't blow it in people's faces either. So far no one has said anything, but I'm ready.
"I'm sorry, does the smell of blueberries offend you?"
I have a somewhat perverse sense of humor sometimes. For example, I have started having an argument with myself in an elevator just to horrify whoever else is there if they seem sort of uptight. This is especially fun if my husband is around because he often plays the straight man -- he'll look at them apologetically and explain that my meds were just changed but he doesn't THINK I am dangerous, etc.
So I hopped on an elevator alone, it stopped at the next floor for someone to hop on; and I had been vaping. I had the e-cig in my hand. She looks all horrified, and asks "what's that!?" Okay ... I'm a bad girl I know ... I calmly explained to her that I am a scientist (true) and it was a secret mind control weapon (not true) in development to which the user is immune; but everyone who inhales the scentless vapor becomes highly suggestible. I explained she shouldn't worry because her exposure in the elevator is minimal but she should avoid timeshare salesman for the next few hours.
I did it totally straight and serious, and I think she really believed me because I could see her in the far corner holding her breath. LOL!! When she got off I laughed so hard I almost fell down and peed myself!
My planned comeback has always been a puzzled "You're afraid of second-hand waffle?"
This being New York City, I've never needed it. I've had a couple of people ask me if it was one of those electric things (neither of my Chucks could be confused with anything else) but that's it.
I understand thinking it's smoke. In most situations I ask before I vape. If someone asks me what it is or asks me not to "smoke" I'm more than willing to explain politely how a PV works. But the people who make a big show of choking aren't just assuming it's smoke, they are behaving rudely and obnoxiously based on that assumption. I'm happy to be rude to people like that in return.I may be a bit more tolerant of people. We have to realize that for the last oooh . . .200 years or so, "you see inhale and exhale, you think smoke". Very funny stories! ty!
E-cig story. While vaping in a park and sitting on a bench, 50 ft. away from the playground one of the moms comes up to me and says "Your setting a bad example for my children". With an analog in between her fingers. I proceeded to look up and stare he down for a good ten seconds. I just said "What? How can you say that with an actual cigarette between your finger and I'm smoking an e-cig." She just walked away after that.
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