GotVapes.com's Original: MEGA Contest, FUN & Features Thread 1 of 2

[VapingTurtle]

Yeah but....

Well, it's a good thing... they'll be able to read your goodnight real soon now.

 

[CalamityJan]

Don't be concerned... they won't be hors d'oeuvres. He'll fatten em up a bit. They'll be the main course.
You got any of them ancient Indian rituals you could do on me maybe?

Do you wanna play cowgirls or Indians?

 

[VapingTurtle]

Round here we'd skin em up , put em on a stick and roast em over the fire pit with a little vinegar and tobasco. mmmm mm...

Sounds a lot better than the Pink Slime that we're making burgers out of.

 

[CalamityJan]

Round here we'd skin em up , put em on a stick and roast em over the fire pit with a little vinegar and tobasco. mmmm mm...

That's fer them coons! I'll send ya a few armadillo to keep ya in vittles...............

 

[VapingTurtle]

Do you wanna play cowgirls or Indians?

Better that Indian than this cowgirl:

 

[CalamityJan]

Better that Indian than this cowgirl:

Straight from the OK Corral. Looks like she could take ya down, hog-tie ya, and make ya beg fer yo mama!

 

[VapingTurtle]

That's fer them coons! I'll send ya a few armadillo to keep ya in vittles...............

Bet Max's snakes could digest one of them in a pinch.





I want to go home with the armadillo, good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen

 

[VapingTurtle]

... Looks like she could take ya down, hog-tie ya, and make ya beg fer yo mama!

So could you... I'll let ya.

 

[VaperEd]

Well, it's a good thing... they'll be able to read your goodnight real soon now.

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[CalamityJan]

Bet Max's snakes could digest one of them in a pinch.

I want to go home with the armadillo, good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen

David Allen Coe! I'll be glad to save the piggies by sacrificing the armadillo.................

 

[VapingTurtle]

David Allen Coe! I'll be glad to save the piggies by sacrificing the armadillo.................

Did ya ever listen to much Jerry Jeff Walker?


The piglets are a little more attractive than the best looking armadillo I've ever seen.

 

[CalamityJan]

Did ya ever listen to much Jerry Jeff Walker?

EDIT:
Probably TMI for the interwebz. A lifetime ago............

 

[VapingTurtle]

Miss Armadillo 2011

(Game started 4/9 @ 9:00pm)

As of 12:50pm EDST on Saturday 4/14
Battleship Game (BS Snack 5) -- Round #8
Pick 1 cell from A1 to Z20

Please state your pick as letter&number -- no hyphen, no space (example: G7)

Check the board for available cells:
Link to Gotvapes Battleship Game Board!
Darker Colored cells are taken.

There will be one winning square.
Prize: This is a Snack. A CYCLONE (Dongle) KIT, 1 Vision GRANDE, and 1 Sapphire Pack!!

 

[VapingTurtle]

Probably TMI for the interwebz. A lifetime ago............

Probably NOBODY knows the REAL CJ!

 

[CalamityJan]

Miss Armadillo 2011​

Damn ugly critters and they tear up my acreage unmercifully! Plus my dogs hate when they come crawling around.​

 

[VapingTurtle]

Damn ugly critters and they tear up my acreage unmercifully! Plus my dogs hate when they come crawling around.

All god's creatures, great and small... Baaahhh.




Good for road target practice and Texas' state animal.

 

[VaperEd]

Good night everyone. Play nice.

 

[CalamityJan]

Nitey nite, VaprEdVick!

 

[CalamityJan]

All god's creatures, great and small... Baaahhh.
Good for road target practice and Texas' state animal.

Well, even Texas has brain farts occasionally!

 

[Psyche]

Good night Vapr. Sweet dreams to ya!

Evening to everybody not in bed!