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[Yeah_its_me]

Yep sure enough back outside but at least with a shirt and a brief on thank goodness

 

[AG51]

Soooooooooooooooooooooo just had to share this one LOL


All day long I have been battling with grampa to stay inside. Its really hot and the air quality is bad. I have posted signs....scolded him.....loved him....talked to him.....joked with him....and what do I just find?


Grampa naked as a jay bird sitting on a lawn chair OUTSIDE LOL

If the lil man was not so cute I would shoot him. So I had to give the being naked is inappropriate speech again....followed by the stay inside one.....and the door just slammed again so he is prolly outside

Maybe he was just pretendin to be a garden knome at da time. Dey don't always use clothes do they ?

 

[Yeah_its_me]

Maybe he was just pretendin to be a garden knome at da time. Dey don't always use clothes do they ?

I'm gonna garden gnome him right in the ..... He obviously is having a comprehension problem today. Its a good thing he is sooooo darn cute

 

[Yeah_its_me]

Hey Red welcome home

 

[AG51]

I'm gonna garden gnome him right in the ..... He obviously is having a comprehension problem today. Its a good thing he is sooooo darn cute

don't do dat !! Garden gnomes will poop on you foot iffin ya gnome em in da .... ! dey known fer dat yup dats why sometimes dey wear them funky lil hats

 

[RedFox]

Hey Yims! How are you hun

Hey Monkee Momma

Be back in a bit! Gotta wash off some funk

 

[Yeah_its_me]

I printed out a big red STOP sign and put it on the glass of the door where he has to push it to get out and he still does it Hrmmph


When I make him come back in I point to the sign and ask him what it says. He looks at me like I am stupid and says " Stop - do not go outside" then I ask him where were you lol.....and he says sitting at the kitchen table! I say thats funny cause I though you just were outside...... then he blinks those baby blues and smiles and says OH YEAH

 

[AG51]

I printed out a big red STOP sign and put it on the glass of the door where he has to push it to get out and he still does it Hrmmph

did ya write STOP on it in gnome language or ya just put it up dere ?

 

[kritter]

I'm gonna garden gnome him right in the ..... He obviously is having a comprehension problem today. Its a good thing he is sooooo darn cute

Nekkidness is next ta Godliness or else ya'd been born wit clothes on!

 

[AG51]

Hey Yims! How are you hun

Hey Monkee Momma

Be back in a bit! Gotta wash off some funk

Hi Funky Fox

 

[AG51]

Maybes he just wanted to get a tan wiffout bikini lines Yimmeys dat makes sense rite ?

 

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[Yeah_its_me]

And there goes the door again..............

So the question of the moment is..............

Grampa having a bad comprehension day or Grampa just trying to get his way? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[AG51]

And there goes the door again..............

So the question of the moment is..............

Grampa having a bad comprehension day or Grampa just trying to get his way? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yup dats it

 

[AG51]

maybe he's tryin ta cook some eggs on da bbq grill ?

 

[kritter]

Haint ya ever seed them thar nekkid leetle churubs in tha cistern chapel?

 

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[AG51]

Haint ya ever seed them thar nekkid leetle churubs in tha cistern chapel?

Yeah, and some ub dem cook eggs on da bbq grills dem eggs always tastes better when da cook is nakeds

 

[AG51]

Haint ya ever seed them thar nekkid leetle churubs in tha cistern chapel?

I gots water frum da cistern naked once

 

[Yeah_its_me]

Well OK I am off on Grampa patrol and to serve up some dinner.....,.catch ya when the catchings good!