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I've heard that one before.
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I've heard that one before.
Welcome back Slow
Good to have you back
How's everyone doing?
Thank you star.... so good to be home (click heals 3 times).. there is no place like home, there is no place like home, there is no place like home.
tonight when I go outside to take da trash outs you'll see a moon !
I saw it this morning....
yipppeeeeee! slow's back!!!
shame on you! i know what happened!
you were too scared to carry the fireworks!
Thank you Tibs.. I was there, I just could not post, only view. And I am very sad
about that...
dat was a secrets GooglesI saw it this morning....
but since eberybodys knows now...
Sing It !! ♪♪ Moon ova Miami's ♪♪ Shine da Lights on Meeeeee ♪♪ Yeah baby !
I am glad things got straightened out Slow
You and me both,,, I gots too tooooo many good friends here to lose
OMG!!!!! that was the best!!!!
For all of you that weren't able to see the Vet Thread, I have a story I'll share of Celebrations frum dere for Turts I posted. We don't wanna habe anybodys feel left outs cuz we is familys here so here's some fun I had for Turtle. Enjoy
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Once upon a time or two vaping Turtle was having a bad day. He had a dream the night before of some beautiful cowgirls. Oh how he wished that dream would become real for himself ! As the little green turtle was miserable and depressed, he turned on the evening news. That also was depressing until it happened. Right before his little blind folded peepers there it was !.... A News Flash !!.... A News Flash So IMPORTANT dat it interupted the juicy story of the orange juice shortage ! Yes it did !Right dere before his lil peepin weepin blind folded eyeballs was da solutions to all his miserys ! "Oh My Turtle Gods !", he yelled out loud, "Them Cowgirls is WANTIN Me !! ".
Da Vaping Turtle was now all in a tizzys, running around trying to find his suitcase. He found his Cowboys Outfits and put dem on his lil green bodys, gigglin the whole time. "To heck wiff da suit case. I'll just paints a sign and start walking I will !", said da now Cowboyified Turtle. So Vaping Turts painted his sign, grabbed his rope and started walkin ta Texas to find his Cowgirl. He was so happy he started singin as he was strolling along.... ♪♪ Like da Cowgirls Do....ooo...Yeah Babys ! ♪♪ ...♪♪ Ain't gots no Ex's in Texas (yets anyways) ♪♪... and various other worldly tunes nobody likes....
After several hours ub da SLOW moving turle, he didn't make much progress. He was tired and his rope was a gettin heavys. He knew he'd be a old turtle 'fore he eben made it dere at his pace. So usin his Turt brains he came up wiff an idea ! "AG51 is close by heres !", he thought to his own selfs, "I'll stop dere n see iffin she'll gibe me a rides on her scooter to Texas !" With that bright ideas in mind, Turt turned into da swamps to find AG's Place.
They said their greetings. AG was so berry happys to see Turts and laughed at his cowboy get up ! "Aniters, I need a ride on your scooter to Texas please.",Turt said to AG," I gotta get dere FAST and I'm very tired of all dis walkin I dones. Can ya give me a ride ?" "Oh No ! Turts my scoota is brokened down rite nows. It's gots no gas ! ", AG told Turtles, "Buts we can take my goats dere to Texas iffin ya wanna to. Maxwells stopped by earlier and borrowed da airboat to go gater fishings. " The Vaping Turtle's big smiles fell into big frowns at dis point as he was not into goat riding all the way to Cowgirl countrys. But since his little feets had cowboy boot bunyuns alreadys he said, "Okays AG, I knows you gots gas cuz you fart so much, but just as long as we get there FAST !" So AG went out back and got the goat ready for the trip. After bringing the goat out for Turtle, she went into the house to get readys. When AG came back out Turts was shaking his head, "AG ! You ain't really gonna wear dat Pimp looking hat are you ? What if somebody sees us ?" AG looked at Turts surprised. She said, " Look at dat cowboy get ups you wearin Busta !! A course I can wear dis dam hats ! Now lets go ! Get you butts on da back a dat goats NOW ! " So da Vaping Turtle climbs on board and they start heading out.
"You knows how the directions go AG ?", Turt asked. AG replied, " A course I do, ya head west likes I be guessin ! I know a short cuts thru da swamp to get us dere FAST ! Hang on Turts ! Trust me Babes !" So they turn to da right and trabels past da pond
It was a quiet day in da swamps and they was making good time. "One last bit ub swamps Turt. We almost in da clear nows.", AG said,"We gots some wata aheads dere and we can be out ub its."
After clearing the swamp it was FAST easy going for the goat riding team. Before they knew its they were almost there. AG knew this when she seen her buddy Clint up ahead. They stopped to say hello.
( Clint hangs out in da western parts dere alots of time. ) So afta they chatted wiff Clinty Babes fer a minutes they continued onwards. The Vaping Turtle started complaining about his goatbutt he was developing and whining to AG about da accomadations ub his passenger seats being lacking ub First Class. Ag told him to hush da heck up for goodness sakes cuz he could still be in Florida walkings. Then all ub a sudden they came across a Duke like persons. AG knew dey was berry close ta Texas now
"Ever been to Texas AG ? ", Turt asked. AG says," Not reallys Turts,tho I played one on tv, I was funnin ya. Butts I know it's a state just chuck-o-rama full ub Cowgirls dere. You'll lubs it !" The duo trabelled a little farther and came up to a Texas Door Greeter type Cowgirl. (Like Walmarts, only different. She greets peoples coming into the Texas State lines dere)
"Howdy Vaping Turtle ! ", da cowgirl said. Even wiff all da goat .... blisters agonys Turt felt, he forgots dem all he was so EXCITED !! "Well Howdys To You Too Lil Missy ! I here for all dem Cowgirls dat Love Turtles ! I seen it on the news !", said Turtle. It wasn't much ub a great impression on the cowgirl greeter cuz Turt was so excited he spit when he talked. After wiping the Turtle spittle off her face she told him," Just around the bend you'll see a state FULL of Cowgirls waiting for you. Have a Nice Stay ! Bless Your Heart Ya Lil Tumblweed ! " So Turtle kicked the goat into high gears from the passenger seats and they were off FASTER then ever !!
When all ub a suddens there it was !! AG and Vaping Turtle rounded da corna and it was TRUE !! A state Chuck Woolery Full ub Cowgirls !!When they approached da boarder Vaping Turtles Hugged n Kissed on AG ! Eben kissed da Goats Too !! Vaping Turtles Dream Had Come True !! After Turts climbed down offa da goats and kissed da ground, rubbed his goat .... and readjusted his cowboy boot bunyuns he thanked AG for da goat rides. "You only asked fer a ways here Turts. So I'll be headin back to da swamps now. Call me iffin ya need a ride back homes. K ? ", AG said. Turt was a struttin his Cowboy Turtle stuff as he replied, " Okey Dokeys AG ! I'll Call Ya. Bye ! I gots Sumptin to do nows." AG turned da goat around and headed home.....
The End
Now for a little Extra Excitements, Here's a little Ditty just for you Turts on dis special day. Frum AG51 as she sings wiff da All Famous Cowgirl Band ub Besse n da Bovines..........
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and we got that woody coming up in the near future!
I will be careful and I will be there...
So glad you're home!!! {{{{Slow}}}}
I could give you something to cry about....
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So glad you're home!!! {{{{Slow}}}}
I could give you something to cry about.... View attachment 111612.....
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You'd better watch it, he'll be humping your leg even more than before!
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That is what good puppies do
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