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how bout the first woman to see a chicken poop an egg, and said "Oh yum yum I think I'll eat that" musta been a woman!!!
Once upon a times it actuallys was a womans who was berry angrys at her husband who didn't use his bow and arrow correwctly and shot it backwards and did sumptin to his pribates and dis made da wife wanna pay back da hunter guy so she thought she'd cook him sumptin dat had a yellow spots in it and she smiled an ebil smile and serbed it up fer him frum her non electric cast iron skillets which was her bery own faberites fer hittin him wiff but she was had a hurt arms so she didn't wanna swing it round in the airs so she cooked an egg dat she sqweezed outta da chickens poop holes and made the bad hunter eat it fer breakfast cuz she figured she'd habe all day to clean up the mess frum it in case the milk man came to deliber his creams. But............. da eggs tasted rather deliciously had it became famous fer a breakfast food instead :unsure: yup
 

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hmmm 4 you say? And do they tell you to take out the trash too?
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yeah my buddy was hurting pretty bad, although not as bad as the cow the next time it went through the parlor
That part I don't agree with too much. The cow is an animal with feelings that can't always be expressed, like any other animal, I don't feel they need to be cruely punished for incidents like that. I mean, would you like a machine with 4 sucking tubes hooked to your teats everyday a couple times a day ? Maybe she was sore or something. We dunno what they think. But to purposely beat an animal for doing something like that is wrong in my opinion when ya don't know the cows reasoning behind it :unsure:
 
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