rofl, You mean I'm not the only nimrod to do that to myself? I actually did a digital art thing with that as the very subject! Crazy drunken debacle involving an 18yr old ucla freshmen me, a Lamda Chi fraternity beer bus on its way to Rose Bowl for a ucla home game, a traffic jam which slowed said bus down to a crawl, drawing blood from my dates arm because after about 3 beer bongs, I had to potty so badly that I held his hand too tight (to avoid having a VERY embarrassing accident... a frat story I'd NEVER have lived down. lol), and a mad dash into the scrub brush at end of parking lot, cause no WAY could I wait long enough to actually get into the stadium. So of COURSE i ended up with a raging case of poison oak on my nether regions. sigh. What made the whole thing sooo much worse is that when I went to the med center on campus to get medicine a few days later (staffed mostly by young med students), I ended up bare bottomed, bent over a table (and modrod... I know you're dying to break in with a comment! lol) with about 10 students crowded around all staring at my tush. Apparently the poison oak stopped in a line on midline on my back, so they were all trying to figure out if I had Shingles or not. Geesh. Talk about a capper to an already incredibly humiliating ordeal. And all of my own making, of course.
I know of one other girl who ended up with poison ivy in delicate parts due to some recreational activities whilst camping, but that's the only other human I've ever known to be as stupid as I was.

or maybe the others just won't admit it!