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The Reef just off the Florida coast

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I'm thinking about what the doofus hanging on her will think when she won't take her top off for some reason and you've gotta believe ripping that tape off just might zero-out the mood ya' know?!
You don't know duct tape. :blink:


I don't know. It might be one of those "hurt so good" things. Maybe she's into that. ;)
that's what she said...
 
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So, my mother who is in her70's and still smokes was telling me about her trip to the cigarette store this morning. She said they always put my cigarettes in a black plastic bag and I am so embarrassed going out and walking across the parking lot because it looks like I have a bag of porn or something from one of those sex shops. She was speechless and I about died laughing when I asked her how she knew what kind of bags sex shops used.

The k's in this story were borrowed from krazynavybikers post so a big thank you to him
 

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I made PV Master for 4/20. egyptdance.gif

And avoided 10,000 coffin nails.

Sounds like an excuse to me :party:
 

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So, my mother who is in her70's and still smokes was telling me about her trip to the cigarette store this morning. She said they always put my cigarettes in a black plastic bag and I am so embarrassed going out and walking across the parking lot because it looks like I have a bag of porn or something from one of those sex shops. She was speechless and I about died laughing when I asked her how she knew what kind of bags sex shops used.

The k's in this story were borrowed from krazynavybikers post so a big thank you to him

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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So, my mother who is in her70's and still smokes was telling me about her trip to the cigarette store this morning. She said they always put my cigarettes in a black plastic bag and I am so embarrassed going out and walking across the parking lot because it looks like I have a bag of porn or something from one of those sex shops. She was speechless and I about died laughing when I asked her how she knew what kind of bags sex shops used.

The k's in this story were borrowed from krazynavybikers post so a big thank you to him
Sex shops that long ago???? Nawwwwwwwwwwwww. ;)
 

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So, my mother who is in her70's and still smokes was telling me about her trip to the cigarette store this morning. She said they always put my cigarettes in a black plastic bag and I am so embarrassed going out and walking across the parking lot because it looks like I have a bag of porn or something from one of those sex shops. She was speechless and I about died laughing when I asked her how she knew what kind of bags sex shops used.

The k's in this story were borrowed from krazynavybikers post so a big thank you to him
I tell em I don't need a bag, I like ta carry my p.e.n.i.s. in my hands :unsure:
 
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