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harmonic

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Burmese, yeah I was there. Didn't know about the alcohol. She got my hand, Damn their teeth are sharp. He took her out of tank to clean it and put her on table so he could bath her. When he turned she came up over his shoulder which wasn't any thing new but then she started wrapping and squeezing, we heard him and came running. I grabbed her head cause she was fixing to bite him in the face. She got my hand instead. Bad thing was he had had her from egg. Oh well! Later!

Man that sucks, any stitches?
 

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The Electric Chair

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blond (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
 

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:lol: @ sunray.... OT question are you an Egyptophile ?
I am :D love love LOVE the ancient Egyptians...


No I am not. I am a jazz lover and the avatar is Sun Ra, a jazz musician from the planet Saturn.:D :p

Oh ! .... a quazi-egyptian astro-musician....:glare: oh ok hmmm.... yeah makes more sense now ....:blink:
 
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