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Prism

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Ok thanks Mary. Luvs ya


I Loves you too cutie

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As of 9:30am EDST on Thursday 5/31
Brittleshrimp Game -- Round #5
Pick 1 cell from A1 to Z40

Please state your pick as letter&number -- no hyphen, no space (example: G7)

Check the board for available cells:
Link to Gotvapes Battleship Game Board!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's awesome!

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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'


FORGET THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER
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