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I am always nice to mr turtle. I don't come here for the contests, I like his pick'ns
Thanks Slow! We're off to a good start on the weekend thing so it looks promising 
I hope Piggy feels better soon. Sorry you have to miss the airshow. {{{piggy}}}
I hope Piggy feels better soon. Sorry you have to miss the airshow.
{{{piggy}}}
Psyche, another well wisher for your anniversary! How many years of bliss?
Why wait for the future when it is already here?
Why wait for the future when it is already here?
You're awesome CJ!
He's still my best friend though. I 
him.
Thanks CJ and Keela!
I don't know about bliss, but 17 years of married.
He's still my best friend though. I him.Thanks CJ and Keela!
You're awesome CJ!
I don't know about bliss, but 17 years of married.
Thanks CJ and Keela!
Wow, that's deserves extra kudo's for the best friend part!
BTW........ eat yer quirky heart out, ISBN! Psyche is a showin' ya up!
A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on his lawn sunning and reading when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through his hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped an elderly driver out of the car and sat him on a lawn chair.
“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”
“Yes” the elderly man replied,” I am old enough that I don’t need a license anymore.” “The last time I went to my doctor he examined me and asked if I had a driving licence. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them into the
wastebasket”. ”You won’t be needing this anymore”, he said.
"I thanked him and left.”
wat am I laughin at ? Dat could be me
“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”
“Yes” the elderly man replied,” I am old enough that I don’t need a license anymore.” “The last time I went to my doctor he examined me and asked if I had a driving licence. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them into the
wastebasket”. ”You won’t be needing this anymore”, he said.
"I thanked him and left.”
wat am I laughin at ? Dat could be me
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
Good morning everyone.
May you accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence & face your future without fear!
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