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butts she wasn't bad at all 
nice suck up dere babes
s ya hun! 
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She also enjoys writing to relatives. Dear Family, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God! Go!Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuckup in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!Will write again soon,Love, Granny Mabel
(Game started 5/29 @ 10:40am)
As of 10:32am EDST on Saturday 6/2
The Ship Game -- Round #10
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A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on his lawn sunning and reading when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through his hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped an elderly driver out of the car and sat him on a lawn chair.
My goodness he exclaimed, you are quite old to be driving!
Yes the elderly man replied, I am old enough that I dont need a license anymore. The last time I went to my doctor he examined me and asked if I had a driving licence. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them into the
wastebasket. You wont be needing this anymore, he said.
"I thanked him and left.
wat am I laughin at ? Dat could be me
funny but sad at the same time
last two yup yup, but the first one seems to keep haunting me
on days I dont have anything I want mail is here b4 noon. days I am getting a package he comes after 5:30,,,, but he is consistant that way..
def leopord is coming to the farm bureau on my birthday. we can't really afford it but piggy said I could get tickets anyway. It is only about a mile from our house, too far to here them from home but close enough we can ride bikes there, and not be stuck in the parking lot jam at the end. Yahoooooo.
she is feeling much better. I made her some eggs, amazing what food can do for her. lol. we hit a garage sale and got over 30 hardcover books for $10. all ones she will like. should last her a month or two. she is a very happy piggy now.
Thank you for asking
I had complete bliss fer approx. 10 minutes
Probably the same 10 minutes we all have, and dream over and over again. Hes cooking dinner, doing dishes, and laundry...
Ah, such bliss...
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