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My nine monthold grandson and our nanny cat!

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I better call Woodys before I leebe da office n heads to werk today. *ring* *ring*
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*ring* *ring*
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"Hello, Dis is Woody Speakins here. You're dime, ain't no shoe shine.", Woody answered as the phone rang.
"Hello ? Hello is dis Woodys ? Dis is AG. How are you todays ?", AG asked.
Woody smiled really bigs and said, " AG !! I doin just fine ! Todays is my Vet Partys !! I'm Rootin Tootin Ready ta Partys
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dere and I gets ta read da story you wrotes me ! Yahoozies ! "
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Oh No !! Ag just knew dis was gonna happens ! Ag cleared her throats and says ta da Woodmans, " Uhmmm...Woodys ? Honeys, dere is no Aggie Storys fer you today. Butts I do habe something fer you. So iffin you could come ober to my corner wiff da streetlights and I'll gibe it to ya. K ? " AG could hear da phone drops to da floor on the other end. Woody was tragically dumbfounded ! Unaware he dropped da talking utensil onto the floor AG could still hear him speaking, "
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Woodys kept sayin it ova n ova. WHAT NO STORY ??!!?? OMG !! AGGIE FERGOTS ME !!"
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When da Tuff Texan composed his own dam self, he told Aggie he'd be right obers to see her. Woody went out n gots in his car to dribe to da corners where Aggie was werking. Then afta a few miles he gots broked down. Yup, all broked down. So he stood all Sexy Woody Likes wiff his foot on da bumpa ub his Woodymobiles thinkin some ones would come by to help.
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Woody stood roadside fer long long times and he was startin ta freaks out bouts it
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"What am I gonna do iffin I miss Aggie ?? It's gettin lates now. " Woody said outloud. Then all ub a suddens he turns around and sees a Amish carraige comin up da road wiff a skier on da backs ! " HOLLY LOO YAS !! I RESCUED !! ,Woody screamed n danced round like a drunked up cowboys. Ub course dis made the Amish Buggy Driber berry curious so he stopped to see what all da ruckus was. Woody splained his car broked and da Amish Buggy Dribers told him to get in, he'd gibe him a rides. So Woody piled into the crowded buggys As they started down the roads Woody was bery uncomfortables cus the kerosine lantern had a pointy top on it and it happened to be poking in Woodys rumpus areas. As he moved to adjust his buttocks he fell out da winda ub da buggys
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Luckilys da skier on the rope caught him by the shirt tails. "Hang on Woodys I gots You !! We almost dere now !! , the Skier guy said. Meanwhiles Aggie was busy at werks
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and wondering what was takin Woodys so long ta gets dere. So she wrote a special notes for him and pinned it to her sign.
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"I hope Woodys is alrights and finds dis
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.," Aggie thought,"But I gots to go fer a special meetings now." When da Amish Buggy finally arribed in Florida dere was no snows left and the skiis was scrapin on da ashfaults. They dumped poor Woodys out at da corner n headed back North. Woody looked all around
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"I missed Aggie !!!!", Woody cried. Then thru his tears he seen a sticky notes on da sign and walked ober to its. As he lifted the note a Very Specials Message was Insides it.
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Woody Smiled ! After all he went thru to gets dere, Aggie didn't fergots it was his Vets Day Afteralls !!

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:?: too lates, I fergots :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

What are doin tryin to watch mobies of her privates for :lol:
:ohmy:......:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Hmmm, should be able to view as long as you have the private link but I went ahead and changed it to public anyway. Guess there's nothing too revealing (such as a nekked Woody) in the mobie! ;)
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Hey there, vike....... my privates are very special!

And this viewing demanded a Woody! :facepalm:
:ohmy:...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

My nine monthold grandson and our nanny cat!

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:wub: dat is too sweet Woodys !! :D
 
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