Hey everyone!!
Sorry I haven't been around for awhile to keep up on all your escapades. Some great stuff I've missed I see. Poor Hellen with that stalker though eh. Whew @ her rant telling him off though....that got my bulb flickering
So anyways let me tell you why I've been away. (cuz I'm sure it has been the most pressing matter on all of your minds

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I was sitting here the other day reading up on all of these bulbing
devices and techniques when all of a sudden it hit me......
THE ABSOLUTE BEST IDEA IN BULBING EVER!!!!!
So I went off to start working on my new idea and after finding just the right place to get started I'm happy to be able to show you the next best step in bulbing since the first filament was invented.
Unfortunately, for all of you, however you can't purchase this wonderful new
device and will soon see why. But however you can come here to New York and for the low low price of just $333/ person you can enjoy a full weekend (check-in 3pm Fri. check-out 11am Sun.) of camping out and bulbing to your hearts content in our all new
ORGANIC BULBING FIELD
(all customers are responsible for themselves and we will not be held responsible for any darkening, burning, cuts, or death incurred while on our property. everyone bulbs at their own risk.)