How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

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Charlie58

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Be careful!
The brother of a guy I work with tried to lick his flat bulb for some extra burn and touched his toung to the base.
He now looks like this.
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Hey everyone!!

Sorry I haven't been around for awhile to keep up on all your escapades. Some great stuff I've missed I see. Poor Hellen with that stalker though eh. Whew @ her rant telling him off though....that got my bulb flickering :oops:


So anyways let me tell you why I've been away. (cuz I'm sure it has been the most pressing matter on all of your minds :) )

I was sitting here the other day reading up on all of these bulbing devices and techniques when all of a sudden it hit me......

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THE ABSOLUTE BEST IDEA IN BULBING EVER!!!!!

So I went off to start working on my new idea and after finding just the right place to get started I'm happy to be able to show you the next best step in bulbing since the first filament was invented.

Unfortunately, for all of you, however you can't purchase this wonderful new device and will soon see why. But however you can come here to New York and for the low low price of just $333/ person you can enjoy a full weekend (check-in 3pm Fri. check-out 11am Sun.) of camping out and bulbing to your hearts content in our all new








ORGANIC BULBING FIELD
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(all customers are responsible for themselves and we will not be held responsible for any darkening, burning, cuts, or death incurred while on our property. everyone bulbs at their own risk.)
 

tribalmasters

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Bulbs come with EEPROM? If so how to program to make it flash faster? I want a strobe effect and fast programming without the cost of a deluxe flashing strobe bulb or upgrading the cart :( I bought Flash2Bulb Extreme cart and programmer but it tells me my parallel port does not supporting EPP or whatever its called so back to the original cart for me :(
 

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Bulbs may seem harmless but they should be used only for the purpose they are designed for and definately not left laying around for who knows may happen.
The following is from a local news source and it could have turned out very shocking for those careless bulbers involved.

Sure it's cute when our bulbs first are discovered by a little one.
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Of course they seem to enjoy the bulbs as much as the bulbs enjoy them.
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Then, because they are little ones and don't have the mature skills of adult experienced users, this happened.
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Which led to this horrific incident...little ones will try to put everything in their mouths.
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The story ended with Bulb Rescue being called and it was reported that they were not able to resuscitate the bulb...the little one is fine.
I felt it my duty as a responsible bulb user to report this so NOOBS and olde tymers might not have this happen to their bulbs. R.I.P. :sleep:
 

SheerLuckHolmes

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I used oil lamps with cloth wicks for over twenty years, then dicovered candles. I've used them for over 30 years and never had any intention of stopping. The taxes became just too much to put up with, so I sarted making my own candles. That worked well for me, then the stupid public voted in a new high preist and the first thing he did was raise the taxes on candle wax. I was paying $2.00 in tax for a pound of candle wax and over night the taxes went to $28.00 on a pound of candle wax. What really frustrated me is the tax on organic wax stayed the same. It is the same wax, only poured differently. Well, you know who uses the organic wax.... all those high priests. They only want to tax us serfs who use regular wax, not themselves. Those ^&(&%####. (Oh I just got slapped by a MOD for not using regular alphabet keys, damn)

Then one day, someone walked into my cave with a flashlight. Holy Cow. I started researching these new bulbs and found what works for me.

Only one problem. Without candles producing soot all over the place I can no longer make ink. Can anyone help!!!!!
 
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