Well, gotta start looking for a GF again after reading this....I yawned ---> a lot <--- when I read through this…
Wow…you all really don't show much love (or creativity) for your rta's or rda's when washing and cleaning.
My RiTA loves a nice hot bath…not too hot and absolutely not chilled (or she will curse me with dry hits for eternity).
I draw her up a lovely bubble bath complete with rose petals and lit candles. Oh yes, extra roses in vases too (the chocolates and wine are for me). Ambiance counts guys (the ladies are born knowing this).
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I gently strip RiTA down to her beautiful nakedness and very lovingly place her in our spa…and not carelessly mind you…or I will be in the doghouse for a time. Trust me I know this from experience…I never heard the end of it and even to this day I still feel her wrathy look. I usually like to let her soak in the experience for a while…adding more hot water as needed. RiTA loves that.
Then I proceed to wash her slender curvy body being particularly mindful of those most gentle of areas. Naturally I take my time cause RiTA simply does not care for a man who rushes things.
Once she is squeaky clean and rinsed (with soothingly warm water) I gingerly remove her from the bubbly bath and caressingly dry her gorgeous body. I dress her making 100% certain everything fits to the nines…or I guarantee you she will not be happy…and you really should know the saying by heart ---> happy RiTA happy life. So take real good care and she will perform magic.
Every time I treat her right she delivers the most fabulous flavor and oh boy that scent…wowza!!! Heavenly…in fact.
Ok, back to all your seriously boring baths!!!
Regards,