Some rants only deserve two sentences.
... censored/banned from ECF?
As in, "What is the best...
But, the do. It's just that they use their tongues. Not the nicest thought when they jump up and lick their faces, but they do wash.
Maybe we should call em binaries? They were either on (lit) or off (not lit) while our digitalis have multiple states of operation lol
Personally I prefer calling them smokes, tabs (that's a Scottish thing), cancer sticks or just cigs
I do too. I'm not crazy about analogs either. I use "tobacco cigarettes."
The word I would like censored is "Best." As in, "What is the best xxx?"

I call em NAILS- as in NAILS to close the top of your coffin.