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I got snipped and watched the urologist do it. It was kind of weird.
I didn't do the follow up lab work to confirm the procedure was successful because I saw him slicing and dicing and figured there was no way my little soldiers could go to war now that the road out of base camp leads nowhere.
Besides, my wife got her stuff burnt or tied or whatever they do these days, too.
If we have another child, we're naming him Jesus.
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I didn't do the follow up lab work to confirm the procedure was successful because I saw him slicing and dicing and figured there was no way my little soldiers could go to war now that the road out of base camp leads nowhere.
Besides, my wife got her stuff burnt or tied or whatever they do these days, too.
If we have another child, we're naming him Jesus.
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I had a freiend that did it and apparently you have to be careful for a month or so because it's possible for you to still get a woman pregnant. Guess what, he didn't wait long enough and got another set of twins.
Cousin had snip snip.To put it in his words all the a..s I want and no prego to worry about.lol Hes a Dog.lol
When I went to the doc about my wrist, he sent me to another department for an x-ray. The girl put a shield in my lap and of course I asked why there. She said in the event I wanted to have another child that it would protect my reproductive organs. I busted out laughing. I told her at my age, like hell! Mine is grown, almost out of the house, and I finally get to have "fun" like I was newly married. Why would I want another one? The poor girl was laughing so hard that other folks were peeking around the corner.
ya nobody's gunna fiddle with my twig and berries. I can only envision carrying them around in a wheelborrow if something goes wrong.
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I offered, she volunteered! Two was enough for me and while she is my best friend and I plan on being with her forever(28 years now), if she died tomorrow... I still didn't want any more kids.
She played a joke on me and told me she was pregnant a while back. I replied make me a Dr. appointment tomorrow. She rolled laughing and I was serious.
She played a joke on me and told me she was pregnant a while back. I replied make me a Dr. appointment tomorrow. She rolled laughing and I was serious.
My wife used the "It's easier for you than it is for me" speech on me and then a month after I caved, she had a total hysterectomie. 
I got snipped and watched the urologist do it. It was kind of weird.
I didn't do the follow up lab work to confirm the procedure was successful because I saw him slicing and dicing and figured there was no way my little soldiers could go to war now that the road out of base camp leads nowhere.
Besides, my wife got her stuff burnt or tied or whatever they do these days, too.
If we have another child, we're naming him Jesus.
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A woman I worked with told me this...if you hear it from her, it's hysterical. Anyway her and her DH already had 2 sons. DH was in the Navy so she didn't see him very often. While in service, he got snipped but was gone for another 3 months before getting to see her. Once home, let the whoopy begin. He left and went back and she just knew she was pregnant again. When he got back after a short time, he accused her of cheating. They both went to the doctor and found out that he could still have 100 kids if he wanted them. The Navy docs cut the wrong pipeline.
My wife used the "It's easier for you than it is for me" speech on me and then a month after I caved, she had a total hysterectomie.
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I'm sorry
Wait no I'm not.
You don't want the special treatment that Rimp and Hairball are gonna get.
Guess I misunderstood.
Well, they told me after that there is a very small chance that the tubes can correct themselves... don't know ifit is the same for the guys. If a guy wants to do it that is fine, but my opinion is and was, I don't want to ever do that again, so I am going to take the responsibility of making sure!
My kids are not grown yet (13, 10) and I still laugh when they say that during X-rays and stuff. After 24 hours of labor with one and 3 weeks of labor with the second (no joke, was in pre-term labor and while they stopped him from coming, they couldn't stop the contractions), 11 - 12 months of bed rest and insulin shots 6 times a day for the last three months of both pregnancies... I"M DONE!
I believe it was a thinly veiled threat to hairball and myself cause we were ribbing him
I'm still getting a good laugh out of it.
If I would have spent that long in labor, I would have killed him (DH) right in the hospital and told the doctor to take it all out never to be repeated again. Wow dear, I feel for you. I'm surprised that #2 came along. I would have whimped out after the first one.
Hey that is exactly what I said (and did)!!! Well not the joke part, but the rest of it.
I believe it was a thinly veiled threat to hairball and myself cause we were ribbing him
I guess I just don't like being left out! But this time I'll make an exception!
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