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ksmith

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its 12am here i dont have a sick em left in me .....

But i must say If i could find a Man that took 18650 provape 2500mAh batteries i would be well chuffed

OI! stop thinking smutty thoughts i was thinking one that can wash the dishes lol ...

You could buy your husband a iRon for christmas
 

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The Love Dress


A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It exites him to no end.
Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put
on her best perfume,dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch
waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing, "he said. "What's for dinner?"

His funeral will be held Thursday.
 

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Happy Friday Lavacorpers..ers.ers...Is this the thread that the sale announcement will appear on or does Jon open a new thread for that? Might be fun to be around for this and try to get a tank before my wait list placing...

Your in the right place. 9pm CST....Be there or be square
 

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It will be right here in this thread :)

Thanks, I'm sure eveyone has their PM waiting to go out, just push the send button with color choices? So if we have a super fast net connection that would be helpful, gonna hard wire this lappy to the T-1000. Now if Comcast would do the same....
Happy Friday Linda49!
 
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