JonboyUSMC's Lava Tanks
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Notice them all sitting down there but none of them are saying anything...... you can come in window lickers...we don't bite...well most of us don't...
ever you should know never piss off a woman she will be bringing that up for the next ten years. They never forget.Yeah, right. Mr. 12 year olds aren't allowed to vape.
No one has been over to my office for the last 30 minutes. So ... just for fun ... I closed my office door ... just to see ... and wouldn't ya know it, I barely sat down before 2 of my employees were standing at the door.
This is gonna be hard to keep up tonight!!
This is gonna be hard to keep up tonight!!
Oops think I scared off a couple...of course it might have been the sheep.......
30 Minutes To Post Time
OK....Ladies and Gentleman. You are about to be dazzled by the masterful works of JonboyUSMC. The Lava tanks are less than 3 hours away. Right now the Boss is working feverishly to fulfill the "Tankless List". After that, at 9PM CST we will have the chance to buy one of his very special creations.
JonboyUSMC Lava Tank
So here's how it goes.
1- You will see a list of pictures with the new Lava Tanks and color names with numbers assigned to them.
2- Decide....QUICKLY....which ONE you want to buy. Pick 2 alternates just in case your first choice is sold out.
3- PM Jon with your choice....specify whether you want the tank frosted or clear. Also specify if you want a 2.0 or 3.0 Boge included. DO NOT PM JON BEFORE THE TANKS ARE POSTED
4- Specify if you want a loose or tight fit on the tank....tell Jon so he can send you the appropriate O rings. For the woman I recommend a loose fitting tank.
5- Wait for Jon to PM you back. There is no need to send more than one PM....It won't get you an answer any faster. And don't PM him prior to the release as you will get skipped right over.
6- Cross your fingers, pray....whatever you think might help you get the tank.
If you have any questions....ask them now. Don't wait because they will go fast.
A couple of rules....
1- One Tank per household....we are trying to give everyone a chance to own at least one.
2- If there is any stock leftover after 24 hours you can try for another....NOT BEFORE....Personally I don't think they will last an hour. Please....let's not try to take advantage of Jon's good nature and ask for more than one.
There will always be more sales.
GOOD LUCK
Another Note: If you were on the “Tankless List” for this week you are not eligible to participate in the sale. If you are on the “Tankless List” but your turn is not until future weeks then you can try. If your lucky and you get one you will be removed from the list.
All People who have tanks already can try for a tank on any week. The only people who are excluded from the sale are the 10 people that are picked for the “Tankless List” on that given week.
Totally lovin' that!!!
Now ... how do we hack into strpr's account and put it in his siggy and make it so he can't delete it
Be patient Grasshopper! AS soon as Jon can he will let us know via PM.
What THE HELLO PETE! We Broke It!
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