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Pick-up Lines You May Not Have Tried Before 
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Ew!:
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, Miss, did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
My love for you is like ........, I just can't hold it in.
You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels: just runnin' all day.
I just sh-- into my pants. Can I get into yours?
Harry Potter:
I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?
I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
Do you want my Elder Wand, because you're looking Deathly Hollow...
and finally:
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Piccachu.
Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo 'till you google all over my facebook?
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Ew!:
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, Miss, did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
My love for you is like ........, I just can't hold it in.
You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels: just runnin' all day.
I just sh-- into my pants. Can I get into yours?
Harry Potter:
I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?
I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
Do you want my Elder Wand, because you're looking Deathly Hollow...
and finally:
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Piccachu.
Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo 'till you google all over my facebook?
I'm a little more awake now..
why is there never anything good on tv in the mornings?
why is there never anything good on tv in the mornings?
'Cause it's all for kids. They figure Moms are still doing chores and running errands...
I got up about 40 mins or so ago. Made an iced eggnog latte and ate some cheese grits. Now I'm just sitting here with Morgan, watching Spongebob and the kid she's babysitting.
'Mornin' Chips. 'Mornin' 'fuzz.
Getting ready to head to bed soon (finally)...
Getting ready to head to bed soon (finally)...
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