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Inspirational Quotes 
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
-- Heather Whitestone, Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- (satire attributed to) Mariah Carey
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.
-- A congressional candidate in Texas
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
-- (possible satire attributed to) Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- (possible satire attributed to) Al Gore, American Vice President
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
-- Dan Quayle, American Vice President
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
-- Lee Iacocca, Chrysler CEO
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
-- Jason Kidd, NBA player
We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
-- Kep Enderby, Australian senior cabinet minster
Question: Who was Confucius?
Answer: Good evening Panama! Confucius was one of whom invented confusion, and that’s why, uh... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese, Japanese who were one of the most ancient. Thank you.
-- Giosue Cozzarelli, Miss Panama 2009
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
-- Heather Whitestone, Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- (satire attributed to) Mariah Carey
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.
-- A congressional candidate in Texas
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
-- (possible satire attributed to) Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- (possible satire attributed to) Al Gore, American Vice President
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
-- Dan Quayle, American Vice President
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
-- Lee Iacocca, Chrysler CEO
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
-- Jason Kidd, NBA player
We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
-- Kep Enderby, Australian senior cabinet minster
Question: Who was Confucius?
Answer: Good evening Panama! Confucius was one of whom invented confusion, and that’s why, uh... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese, Japanese who were one of the most ancient. Thank you.
-- Giosue Cozzarelli, Miss Panama 2009
I has a sad 
that hurts man... it really does....
you wanna buy my Chuck?! or trade your RSM for my Chuck? huh? you know you wanna
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