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[thehangdude]

I know that posting here in daylight hours will not (probably) get an instant response. Most of the posters here have forgotten that there is a big fireball in the sky we normal prople call the sun.

I also realize that posting a serious question here may spell my doom, and could possibly get me banned from this thread.

But I also know that this thread contains some of the smartest, most up-to-date posters, and that is what I need.

So my question:

I am looking for a place to view movies online. It would be nice if they were free (even better if it is legal). They don't have to be "new" movies, just good movies.
Does anyone have suggestions of where I can find a decent selection of online movies?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Well, if it's not on You-Tube or Archive.org, it's probably going to cost you.

A serious question should not get you banned, but an unethical question might.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Hulu? I have Amazon Prime- there are tons of movies......and regular tv shows. Many are free .....but you have to have a prime membership....

 

[Stopfakn]

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[BryanL]

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Contest is over, This is just a chit chat thread now... Sorry for the confusion

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Way to kill some dreams, eh?

Maybe Stopfakn really LIKES swiffering.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spotted another worker on the ground floor and yelled down to him, but he the man on the ground couldn't hear him. So he tried sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nodded his head, pulled down his pants, whipped out his thing and started .........ing.

The worker on 5th floor got so ...... off he ran down to the ground floor and said, "What is your problem, buddy?! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy said, "I know! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Worm vs. Hole:

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

 

[timothy]

Are we there yet

 

[beebopnjazz]

..yes, yes we are

 

[Prism]

We have done been there and gone past it.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What can you learn from ice cream?
...................................................

Dirty Johnny is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Johnny answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Johnny, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Johnny, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Johnny replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

 

[Dandafixr]

I am still lurking in the shadows

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If you popped up more, you could be lurking in a few new dark, dusty corners armed with a Swiffer.

 

[BryanL]

So I've now been two days without a vape... Looks like I may beat this habit once and for all

 

[mfraz25]

I don't wanna work.

Who wants to go for me?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

I'll go. But I'm a bit of a ways away. Call your boss and tell 'im I'll probably be in a few days late.

 

[pwyll]

So I've now been two days without a vape... Looks like I may beat this habit once and for all

Congratulations!

 

[pwyll]

Getting ready for her first ever 5k race:

 

[mfraz25]

awh

Bry! if you give up vaping, you have to stay my friend on FB.. don't forget about me.