Sexy Panties
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A girl bought a pair of crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She got home, prepped herself and waited. When the boyfriend got home, he found her spread-eagled on the bed wearing only the panties and a bra.
"Come over here baby." she says smiling.
The boyfriend backs off, "If your lady parts can do that to your panties - I ain't going any where near it!"
