Last person to post in this thread Wins!!!

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you heard about Rodeo Sex?

You mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly. Whisper in her ear, "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!

Yee haw!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds his wife in bed underneath a stranger. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?"

His wife turns to the stranger and says, "You see? I told you he was stupid."

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you hear about the nervous rabbi who slipped while he performing a circumcision?
He got the sac.

 

[Snus]

Don't let me be the winner, I will break your site! Two down, so far! Seriously.....

 

[sanderk1]

Hi everyone!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Good day. Do you wanna be the winner this week?

 

[Prism]

Nice Bob just lure them in

 

[Snus]

Good day. Do you wanna be the winner this week?

You mean there are actually winners?????

 

[pwyll]

Nice Bob just lure them in

Wait. Are you saying Bob's our bait now?

 

[pwyll]

You mean there are actually winners?????

Winners--there's been a few. But then again, she refused to clean Lox's house.


Perhaps she was intimidated by the Jazz now in residence...

 

[minyddol]

hello......

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wait. Are you saying Bob's our bait now?

S'matter? Am I not doing a good job?



I'll work for cheeseburgers.

 

[pwyll]

S'matter? Am I not doing a good job?
...
I'll work for cheeseburgers.

I just find it heartening that you are finally being accepted as a vital part of the community. Soon you will be able to start phase two of your diabolical plan, whatever it may be...

 

[bobsyeruncle]

phase 2: ???
phase 3: profit!

Yeah, I'm still working out that phase two part.

 

[dirfm]

Love the avatar!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Thanks, Lemmy. Every once in a while I get crap from somebody who says it freaks them out. Like, if my pic is not all happy and smiling then somebody gets uncomfortable. Sometimes, I think some people shouldn't ever, ever venture online. I'm happy to share links to prove that point (Pwyll, you might want to jump in).

 

[Prism]

I think you are adorable Bob

ok I admit it I have had a few

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Thanks, Prism. I'll take it as a compliment, anyway.

 

[pwyll]

Thanks, Lemmy. Every once in a while I get crap from somebody who says it freaks them out. Like, if my pic is not all happy and smiling then somebody gets uncomfortable. Sometimes, I think some people shouldn't ever, ever venture online. I'm happy to share links to prove that point (Pwyll, you might want to jump in).

Oh alright...

If Bob links to anything with "meat," "spin," "tub," "girl," and/or multiple girls with a lesser number of cups in the title, do not click the link. Also "4chan."

You have been warned...

 

[Darthvong]

Is it me? Did I win?