Last person to post in this thread Wins!!!

[bobsyeruncle]

City Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. You kill 'em, we chill 'em. You bag 'em, we tag 'em. If they're nice, we put 'em on ice. If they're not, we let 'em rot. How may I help you?

Charlie's Crematorium. You choke 'em, we smoke 'em. You stake 'em, we bake 'em.

Tex's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em we stuff 'em.

Otis Elevator. We're good till the last drop.

Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it!

Horse and Mule Barn. Head a-- speaking.

Municipal Sewer Department. We've had about enough sh-- from you!

State Pen Executioner. You try 'em, we fry 'em.

Pop's Bait shop. Master baiter speaking!

Joe's Meat Market. Nobody can beat our meat!

Bob's Orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!

Order of the Black Cross. Satan Loves You!!!

Hello. All your base are belong to us. How to help you may we?

Wong's Laundry. If it has to be white, it has to be Wong!

Bob's Ice Cream Parlor. Home of the 30-Scoop Sunday, where you splurge then purge.

Joe's pool shack. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Welcome to Bruno's Pool Hall. What in the hall do you want?

 

[pringles13]

I tried to have him lay down and nap with me, but it didn't work.

Glad you guys like picking on me so much

 

[Crankyfuzz]

hi chips hi morgan

 

[mfraz25]

how goes it, Fuzz?

 

[BryanL]

I am.. never got around to that nap..

I tried to have him lay down and nap with me, but it didn't work.

Glad you guys like picking on me so much

Why are we calling Morgan him now?!?

 

[pringles13]

Why are we calling Morgan him now?!?

@ Bry

Hi fuzz. Sorry I missed your text. I turned my phone down when I went to sleep this morning and forgot to turn it back up when I got up.

 

[pringles13]

I killed it? For 8 hours? Does that mean I win? That's gotta be a record!

 

[mfraz25]

no, I win!

 

[pringles13]

yeah but 8 hours has GOT to be a record.... even overnight, there are late night folks posting

 

[pwyll]

I dunno...I think I remember seeing it dead for 10 hours once, but I don't remember who'd killed it...

 

[mfraz25]

Bryan, sounds good...

yeh, it was Bry..

 

[pwyll]

Kewl....that means I don't have to go through and check all the times...

 

[mfraz25]

always blame Bry.

or Chips...

or that sneaky Bob..

 

[pwyll]

Looks like all three are likely suspects right now. One of the many things I learned from my first boss--always blame someone who's not there to defend themselves..

 

[mfraz25]

exactly..

 

[bobsyeruncle]

C'mon I didn't kill the forum. I only may have weakened the resolve of potential contributors a bit. I'm sure once they get over the gagging and puking, they'll be back.

 

[webbcm127]

Back from the hospital visiting my dad, gunna try and get some sleep thanks for all the good wishes and prayers, my dad is doing better and was able to walk a bit today, hope everyone has a good night!

 

[pwyll]

Great to hear!

 

[BryanL]

Prolly was me... oh well

 

[pringles13]

Awesome news flirt-in-law.. been thinking about y'all.

what are you doing up Bry?