Let's Go Packers.............!

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RippleInStillWater

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I wanted to say something, what was it?!?!??! Oh Yeah, Da Bears!!!!

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Aaron Rodgers and Jay Cutler were standing on the roof of a building drinking a few beers on their break and Jay said, "Hey Aaron, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?"

"Get outta here," said Aaron.

"No I'm serious, watch me."

Jay hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the top and Aaron and a security guard that arrived were standing there, Aaron in awe.

"I can't believe it." Said Aaron.

"I know you should try it Aaron."

So Aaron hopped off and plunged into the ground.

"Superman you're an ....... when you're drunk." said the security guard.
 

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Cheeseheads too. No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Cheesehead."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

“Why, I'm a proud Bears Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

She asks Kristen why she is a rebel.

“Well, my mom and dad are Bears Fans, so I'm a Bears Fan too."

The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a .....,
and your dad was a ...... What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.

“Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Cheesehead"
 
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