Let's play a new game (contest)

[skydragon]

You look Nothing like your picture. Did you airbrush it?

 

[jj2]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

 

[skydragon]

Nooooooooo, don't run!!!!!!!!!

I hate having to work for my prey.

 

[jj2]

If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?

 

[Reddhott]

How loud do you scream?

 

[Reddhott]

DO u know what tongue tornado is?

 

[jj2]

books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke

 

[Reddhott]

Do you want to see my Pokémon card collection?

 

[jj2]

.As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.

 

[spacekitty]

You’re how old??!!

 

[spacekitty]

So which movie do you want to see? “Lord of the Rings?” I heard that was good! I’ll be watching “Blackhawk Down”. I’ll meet you in the lobby when it’s over...

 

[djezewski]

Is that a Provari in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[djezewski]

I am really a huge Treky

 

[Zak Rabbit]

So, was your dentist British?

Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.

 

[Reddhott]

I didn’t get my welfare check yet so…you might have to get all this.

 

[Reddhott]

Can we make this quick. I’m meeting someone after this.
She’s a little bit hotter than you.

 

[Aflatoxin]

Hi! nice to meet you! You look great! ...I'm starving lets eat, ok? Great! ...After we're done eating, do you mind if I can hop in the shower after we get back to your place, because my junk be stinkin something fierce girl! WOOO!!! Yeah! ....What? ...where are you...why are you running away? ....honey? ...babe?

 

[skydragon]

I like to be tickled in some...shall we say.....unusual places.

lmao.......that sounds weird.

 

[spacekitty]

I am really a huge Treky

Please don't ever call me a 'Trekkie'... we prefer to be referred to as "Trekkers" now!!

 

[spacekitty]

Is that a Provari in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me??

Is that a Provari in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey... you stole my line!!!