Let's play a new game (contest)

[skydragon]

They all testified that I am no longer a danger to society.

 

[spacekitty]

So... why are you still single?

 

[Zee2006]

Excuse me but I think you have a booger hanging out of your nose.

 

[spacekitty]

OMG!! Don’t look now, but…

 

[Zee2006]

Is that mud on the back of your pants?

 

[aikanae1]

I've had a sex change operation.

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[cmdryker]

This is classic...........
MasterCard - BlowJob! Priceless - YouTube


By the way anybody know the zip-code to funky-town??

 

[whodat2112]

Are you infected?

 

[skydragon]

Dnc.....lmao

this is classic...........
mastercard - blowjob! Priceless - youtube


by the way anybody know the zip-code to funky-town??

 

[skydragon]

I don't know who my parents are. Nobody will take the blame.

 

[djezewski]

What do you think about stay at home dad's?

 

[spacekitty]

You never really know a person. I might just be a serial killer...

 

[spacekitty]

Want to see pictures of my cat/dog/kids??

 

[spacekitty]

What is the longest you’ve ever dated a woman without having sex?

 

[Monkchip]

Are you serious??

 

[Countrypami]

My last wife...

 

[jj2]

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

 

[Reddhott]

im not really psychotic.... well thats what the voices tell me anyway

 

[jj2]

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

 

[Reddhott]

i didnt say u needed a nose job i just said maybe u should think about one