Let's play a new game (contest)

[Aflatoxin]

NO! babe, I wouldn't ever hurt you! Heck I hardly know you! But I'm tring to change that you see? I only put those pills in your drink to make you prettier for me! (gently reaches across table and grasps her hands) It's not you babe, it me. And in 5 to 10 minutes you will really, ...really, ...really get to know me.

 

[QueenVictoria]

I use to be a man...

 

[Aflatoxin]

Your vegetarian huh? So no meat? (guy smiles, says loudly) I HOPE YOU AREN'T GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY MEAT LATER! HAHAHA! Naa I'm just joken. I'm a gentlemen you see!

To be continued:

 

[Aflatoxin]

You's vegetarians just dont know a good cut of real American prime beef, you probably never had a properly cooked steak! AM I RIGHT! HAHA! AM I RIGHT! Here, no no, here take it, a nice rare piece of steak is all you's needs. ....What comeon! Thats a $20 steak!

 

[spacekitty]

I swear that doesn't usually happen, you're just really good...

 

[Zee2006]

I have 2 gaming PC's at home.....I'm Alliance, I have a level 90 Druid, Mage, Priest, Pally and a handfull of 85's all well geared and hangin out on Tanaris wanna go back to my place and do a few LFR's. If that goes decent I'll show you my favorite BG, you do like PVP....right????????




**** Oh wait, if I'd met a guy like that and he'd said all that on our 1st date, I'd have had to marry him!!!****

 

[spacekitty]

I know we just got here, but can you take me home now??

 

[spacekitty]

How do you like your eggs so I know what to make you in the morning??

 

[olderthandirt]

You remind so much of my mother!

 

[spacekitty]

Oh... you don't like my beard? Sorry, but after my last date I’m not allowed to have razors...

 

[spacekitty]

The medication helps. Not really. A lot.

 

[Countrypami]

This one time in prison...

 

[spacekitty]

My psychologist told me this wasn’t a good idea...

 

[spacekitty]

I didn’t know if I was ready to date Humans again...

 

[jj2]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[CcaT]

Don't worry. My wife's a heavy sleeper.

 

[CcaT]

So, on a scale of 1-10... how would you rank your pain threshold?

 

[spacekitty]

You really need a better Facebook password...

 

[CcaT]

My mother told me I shouldn't go out with you but i thNO MOTHER... I CAN'T DO THAT!!! NOT HERE!!!

 

[QueenVictoria]

My shrink says I'm ready to start dating again. The voices aren't so sure.