Let's play a new game (contest)

[skydragon]

You remind me of my Grandmother.

 

[djezewski]

Do you go on blind dates much?

 

[skydragon]

You remind me of my dog FiFi

 

[skydragon]

Do you like rats? Let me show you Ben.

 

[djezewski]

Did you fart?

 

[skydragon]

You saw my picture hanging at the Post Office?

 

[aikanae1]

I drew the short straw.

 

[jj2]

You can't be late until you show up.

 

[aikanae1]

I'm not allowed within 500' of any children.

 

[aikanae1]

I've been following you for years.

 

[aikanae1]

My last two dates went to the bathroom and never returned. Your coming back, right?

 

[aikanae1]

will you marry me?

 

[Poeia]

How much do you charge an hour?

 

[skydragon]

I just like wearing face masks.

 

[skydragon]

Wake me when it is over.

 

[jj2]

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway

 

[skydragon]

OMg!!!!

Did someone just mug you?

 

[jj2]

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

 

[skydragon]

My mom is picking me up in an hour.

 

[jj2]

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.