Lighters!!!

[bulldog63h]

I still keep one on me at all times. You never know when you may have to set something on fire. Like if the wife gets bored, just light the curtains on fire. Gives her something exciting to do.

 

[bulldog63h]

I've been vaping for 3 months now and I haven't had a cig in 4 days. I got so full of myself I decided to clean out anything to do with cigs from my truck . I had a lighter over the visor, in the glove box, one on the dash, and one under the seat. Nothing worse than having a cig but no lighter. Thought that was really funny until I sat at my desk and noticed five vaping devices, three extra batteries, three chargers, a mod stand, and 18 small bottles of juice. Do I have a problem??

Of course you have a problem. You don't have enough stuff.

 

[RainyDazed]

I use them for my candles but otherwise I don't use them but I still have friends that smoke so they will use/borrow/take them all the time now. I am not as protective of my lighters like I used to be since I no longer depend on them

 

[Free6413]

Keep them around. You never know when you will be at a birthday party and someone needs a light. Other than that.....IDK???

 

[DenimFreak1993]

I honestly love just messing around with my Zippo. I know so many neat Zippo tricks from messing with it

 

[LoveVanilla]

Yikes! Opened my dresser's miscellaneous drawer for something and saw a freebie (i.e. cheap) bic-type lighter. Pulled it out to find the top charred, melted and fused onto a plastic shoehorn. Seems something could have pushed the button to released gas, but to turn the thumb wheel for a spark? Guess I'll take it as an omen.

 

[omyeyes]

Oh, you mean these? All 118 of them.........

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The sad part is, today I had to buy a few of those long lighters for lighting my candles. These short ones don't reach into the deep jars.

 

[LotusGirl]

I am sure my collection of lighters will come out of hiding as the days go on. Funny though, I cleaned my office desk and garage of all of their ashtrays and makeshift ashtrays and tossed em all in the garbage. So ugly....and so GONE! Great feeling!

Now back to shopping for juices........

 

[Huckleberried]

Also, how else are you going to light your shots, light your farts, touch off fireworks, and clear the odor in the bathroom the manly way?

Dad???

 

[omyeyes]

Also, how else are you going to light your shots, light your farts, touch off fireworks, and clear the odor in the bathroom the manly way?

Dad???

This is to freakin' funny!!!!!!!!!!