Little
Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was
trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who
thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few
seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher
said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
standing there all by yourself!'
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Little
Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do
that, mummy?' he asked. 'To make myself
beautiful,' said his mother, who then began
removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the
matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
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The
maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't
paying attention in class. She called on him and
said,
'Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny
quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!'
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Little
Johnny's kindergarten
class was on a field trip to their local police
station where they saw pictures tacked to a
bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and
asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The
detectives want very badly to capture
him.'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep
him when you took his picture ?'
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Little
Johnny attended a horse auction
with his
father. He watched as his father moved from
horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a
few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you
doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when
I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they
are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think
the Telstra guy wants to buy Mum .'
