Limericks .. Post A PV / Liquid / Rant Limerick
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There was a Lion who once was bad 
But Dusty talked about him and a lad
Such a shame they both are
They must now go to the bar
And good times now must be had!
But Dusty talked about him and a lad
Such a shame they both are
They must now go to the bar
And good times now must be had!
That poor Lion, he been done had
For Rockin Robin, he's got it bad
A lovely love song for her, he wrote
For which he done got smote
So, after cheerleaders instead he chased, the lad!
Please excuse the travesty I just made of the English language..
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The mod Dusty appeared and debated,
The lion's chase of Robin was abated,
And afterwards cheerleaders he chased,
But his logic was sadly misplaced.
Before, during, and after is more accurately stated.
There was a Lion who once was bad
But Dusty talked about him and a lad
Such a shame they both are
They must now go to the bar
And good times now must be had!
I missed it all, up till you said bar and good times. You doing the singin Robin?
The Lion and The Robin Once Met
People Thought it Was on a Bet
She Took One Long Look
And That's All it Took
The Lion Will Never Be Considered Her Pet
People Thought it Was on a Bet
She Took One Long Look
And That's All it Took
The Lion Will Never Be Considered Her Pet
This is too much fun
But alas I must run
Practice is calling
The notes can't be falling
I am now under the gun
But alas I must run
Practice is calling
The notes can't be falling
I am now under the gun
Bringing it back around to PV related ..
If Wishes Were Horses We'd Ride
With Old Uncle Sam by Our Side
But I'm Sad To Declare
That Day is Not There
The PV is Not Yet Allowed to Preside
If Wishes Were Horses We'd Ride
With Old Uncle Sam by Our Side
But I'm Sad To Declare
That Day is Not There
The PV is Not Yet Allowed to Preside
So here is my first attempt, which fails at the last line...
I remember my first 510 cartridge
The wicking was what made it garbage
I soon learned to drip
And that was a trip
Because then all my vapes were
Yeah, limericks are kinda hard.
I remember my first 510 cartridge
The wicking was what made it garbage
I soon learned to drip
And that was a trip
Because then all my vapes were
Yeah, limericks are kinda hard.
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So here is my first attempt, which fails at the last line...
I remember my first 510 cartridge
The wicking was what made it garbage
I soon learned to drip
And that was a trip
Because then all my vapes were
Yeah, limericks are kinda hard.
I remember my first 510 cartridge
The wicking was what made it garbage
I soon learned to drip
And that was a trip
Because then all my vapes were
Fromage ..
or ...
I used to dig Camel light smokes
But the smell gave me wife such a stroke
She then made it clear
That if ever I'm near
It's OK, Honey, At Least We're Not Broke
The FDA preached lots of lies,
With half-truths, barely disguised,
The media horns blared
To the public: "Be scared!"
No opposition, they quickly surmised.
And they amped up their shrieks,
Screaming, they cried from the peaks,
"Hear our dire warnings and pleas"
"That stuff contains antifreeze"
"Protect children!" cried raging ANTZ freaks.
But the obscured truth will be found.
When harm-reduction science is sound,
The propaganda can't win out,
No matter how loud you shout,
And vaping proponents won't give their ground.
HEAR US ROAR!
With half-truths, barely disguised,
The media horns blared
To the public: "Be scared!"
No opposition, they quickly surmised.
And they amped up their shrieks,
Screaming, they cried from the peaks,
"Hear our dire warnings and pleas"
"That stuff contains antifreeze"
"Protect children!" cried raging ANTZ freaks.
But the obscured truth will be found.
When harm-reduction science is sound,
The propaganda can't win out,
No matter how loud you shout,
And vaping proponents won't give their ground.
HEAR US ROAR!
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There once was a smoker named Norma
when she drove she smoked up a storm (ugh)
then she bought a Provari
more fun than Atari
and her family is no longer forlorn (ah!)
when she drove she smoked up a storm (ugh)
then she bought a Provari
more fun than Atari
and her family is no longer forlorn (ah!)
OK and one for Baditude....
There once was a poster named Baditude
whose advice gave us vapers such latitude.
He can write many tomes on Laws of the Ohms
and we noobies respond with much gratitude!
There once was a poster named Baditude
whose advice gave us vapers such latitude.
He can write many tomes on Laws of the Ohms
and we noobies respond with much gratitude!
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
VAPING her curds and whey
Along came big brother,
acting just like her mother.
Miss Muffet told them where to STUFF IT!
VAPING her curds and whey
Along came big brother,
acting just like her mother.
Miss Muffet told them where to STUFF IT!
When I was a vaper young
My pets liked the vapor, some
It was cute and quite curious
But my wife was quite furious
When the cat got the vaper's tongue.
My pets liked the vapor, some
It was cute and quite curious
But my wife was quite furious
When the cat got the vaper's tongue.
Shall I compare my VV to a summer's day?
Thou art more useful and more accurate
Bad vapes did shake the darling minutes of my day
Cheap cig-a-likes had all too short a vape.
Sometimes too hot---to heck with this I whined!
Bought VV mod -- now juice in taste does not decline.
(Original Shakespeare sonnet
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines
Thou art more useful and more accurate
Bad vapes did shake the darling minutes of my day
Cheap cig-a-likes had all too short a vape.
Sometimes too hot---to heck with this I whined!
Bought VV mod -- now juice in taste does not decline.
(Original Shakespeare sonnet
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines
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