Brings to mind a comedy routine....
"Women are the most powerful magnets in the world... and men are all cheap metal."
"How do men look at women? Women think they know , which amazes me. women will always say, "Hey, we look at guys sexually, too."
Ladies, you have
no idea. Its like the difference between shooting a bullet and
throwing it. Trust me ladies, if you had any idea, even for a second, of how we really looked at you, you would never stop slapping us."-- Larry Miller stand up comedian.
He also did the 'Five Levels of Drinking' which was imo, hilarious:
Larry Miller "The Five Levels Of Drinking" - YouTube