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[LoriP1702]

Good morning Dale, GG & everyone else who pops in this fine morning!! Have a wonderful day!!
Back to work for me this morning.

Gosh it's just downright cool here this morning. I believe it was a record setting low for our area. We were down to 52 degrees overnight.
Brrrrrrrr (for July) Sorry Deej, saw your area low was 91... Wish I could send you come of our cool weather!!

Enjoy your book GG!

 

[daleron]

Good morning Lori, those temps sound wonderful!
Sorry you have to work today ...... are you going to need to be entertained again?

 

[daleron]

Men are like ... coffee.
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night. quote

Oh dear ... I do believe this person know's Deej!

Another one for our favorite cat!

...... Coffee

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him ......?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the ...... into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

 

[daleron]

This one is mine

The 23rd Cup

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures;
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I'll fear no Equal for thou art with me;
Thy cream and thy flavorings they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez.
Thou anointest my days with vigor; my mug runneth over.
Surely flavor and aroma shall follow me all the days of my life
and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell forever.
Amen!

Except it should be Luzianne, ... but that wouldn't fit

 

[GaMntGirl]

All caught up

 

[knitcrotatter]

Good morning everyone! Off to a meeting this morning then it's a day indoors by the AC, since it's gonna be a hot & humid day AGAIN. Nice to see everyone checking in - hope you all have a great day!

 

[LoriP1702]

Good morning Lori, those temps sound wonderful!
Sorry you have to work today ...... are you going to need to be entertained again?

Heck yes!!

All caught up

Yea!!

Good morning everyone! Off to a meeting this morning then it's a day indoors by the AC, since it's gonna be a hot & humid day AGAIN. Nice to see everyone checking in - hope you all have a great day!

Awwwwww, you need to come here. It's going to be beautiful. Maybe some rain & t'storms, but otherwise, beautiful! Our high today is supposed to be 79!! WOO HOO!!!

 

[daleron]

I have to go to town today ... and I am in a FOUL mood at the moment.............
I am angry and I am sick & tired of stupid doctor's & dentist's
If somebody doesn't do something right soon I may have to hit the streets!



Sorry I would talk to Kayte privately but she's not available at the moment


Rant over/

 

[Beans]

oh no, Daleron. I hope your day starts looking up. FYI I hate dentists and docs too. Damn blood suckers!

Morning Lurkers!

 

[daleron]

oh no, Daleron. I hope your day starts looking up. FYI I hate dentists and docs too. Damn blood suckers!

Morning Lurkers!

Good morning Beans, glad to see you back
Sorry you're not seeing my better side today

 

[Beans]

Hey, we ALL have those days Mine happened to be yesterday. Hang in there!

Thanks this seems like a really nice place to pop into. I haven't been around the forum in months, so I'm trying to ease my way back in. ECF has the best people around.

 

[knitcrotatter]

Back from my meeting and in the blessedly cool AC. Knitting and vaping are on the schedule for the rest of the afternoon!

 

[LoriP1702]

I have to go to town today ... and I am in a FOUL mood at the moment.............
I am angry and I am sick & tired of stupid doctor's & dentist's
If somebody doesn't do something right soon I may have to hit the streets!



Sorry I would talk to Kayte privately but she's not available at the moment


Rant over/

Oh Dale (((HUGS)))!!! Hope you get to feeling better soon. That has got to be so wearing!!

oh no, Daleron. I hope your day starts looking up. FYI I hate dentists and docs too. Damn blood suckers!

Morning Lurkers!

Hi Beans! Glad you came back to visit with us. Since you mentioned you like photography, here is a link someone sent me just this morning. His pics are just awesome!!!

Alex Wild Photography - Insect Photography - Insect Pictures

Back from my meeting and in the blessedly cool AC. Knitting and vaping are on the schedule for the rest of the afternoon!

Sounds like a wonderful plan!! I keep meaning to ask you if you spin too.

I'm just posting on the fly during what little is left of my lunch break, so if you answer me and I do not reply, that is the reason.

 

[Beans]

Oh Dale (((HUGS)))!!! Hope you get to feeling better soon. That has got to be so wearing!!

Hi Beans! Glad you came back to visit with us. Since you mentioned you like photography, here is a link someone sent me just this morning. His pics are just awesome!!!

Alex Wild Photography - Insect Photography - Insect Pictures



Sounds like a wonderful plan!! I keep meaning to ask you if you spin too.

I'm just posting on the fly during what little is left of my lunch break, so if you answer me and I do not reply, that is the reason.

Thank you for the warm welcome Lori.

Wow, his photos are amazing! Im a bit of a dork, i really LOVE the bug art. I wish I could afford a nice macro lense. (tho I'm only an armature with my camera) and wouldn't know what to do with it if I had one.

Hope your time on the clock moves quickly today!

 

[knitcrotatter]

I do spin as well, yep!

 

[daleron]

 

[Digimon2k]

Internet down. Using phone to connect (using it as a modem).

Dale: :: kittyhug ::

 

[daleron]

Internet down. Using phone to connect (using it as a modem).

Dale: :: kittyhug ::

Thank you for the kittyhug
I'm sorry your internet is down ... again
I'm ashamed of myselffor this morning.
I'm almost out of the pain pill's I've hoarded & guess I'm panic-ing

 

[Digimon2k]

Thank you for the kittyhug
I'm sorry your internet is down ... again
I'm ashamed of myselffor this morning.
I'm almost out of the pain pill's I've hoarded & guess I'm panic-ing

I not only understand, I COMPLETELY understand!

(I personally see no need for shame, and I'm sure there will be wide-spread agreement...)

 

[Beans]

Oh absolutely. My bad day yesterday was due to not sleeping 36 hours. Stupid ME forgot to refill my leg meds. I think ANYTHING med related is easily forgotten.