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I love free stuff lol anyway here's my sad attempt at making someone laugh..why is peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands 
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?'
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?'
A nun went into a liquor store, and asked for a bottle of rum.
The owner said "I thought you nuns didn't drink" ???
The nun said, "We don't, but this is for the Mother Superior, she's constipated".
The owner sold her the rum.
On his way home, he saw the nun lying in the gutter with the empty rum bottle.
He said " I thought you said that was for the Mother Superior because she was constipated" ???
The nun said "it is, and when she sees me, she'll s..t" !!!
The owner said "I thought you nuns didn't drink" ???
The nun said, "We don't, but this is for the Mother Superior, she's constipated".
The owner sold her the rum.
On his way home, he saw the nun lying in the gutter with the empty rum bottle.
He said " I thought you said that was for the Mother Superior because she was constipated" ???
The nun said "it is, and when she sees me, she'll s..t" !!!
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