Morning Erections Since Vaping (and also mouth taping)

[Zutankhamun]

Funniest thread I’ve read in a while thanks op and replies

although I’m confused. What’s the problem? Don’t we all get them in the morning, I’m 31 and they went away. Used to be the highlight of my day.

 

[UncLeJunkLe]

Funniest thread I’ve read in a while thanks op and replies

although I’m confused. What’s the problem? Don’t we all get them in the morning, I’m 31 and they went away. Used to be the highlight of my day.

Try taping your mouth before you go to bed. You'll wake up 21 again

 

[smacuser]

Upon getting into vaping, it's always advised to drink lots of water. If let's say, one might be too lazy to get out of bed in the middle of the night to relieve himself, he could experience what is known as a "pee hard on".

I'm in my mid 50's and experience this all the time. I've found it's best to sit down for this, for it becomes a hassle to have to constantly clean the back wall and shower curtain.

 

[vaper1960]

Upon getting into vaping, it's always advised to drink lots of water. If let's say, one might be too lazy to get out of bed in the middle of the night to relieve himself, he could experience what is known as a "pee hard on".

I'm in my mid 50's and experience this all the time. I've found it's best to sit down for this, for it becomes a hassle to have to constantly clean the back wall and shower curtain.

TMI (too much info)

 

[UncLeJunkLe]

I've found it's best to sit down for this

Or just open a window.

 

[Zutankhamun]

Upon getting into vaping, it's always advised to drink lots of water. If let's say, one might be too lazy to get out of bed in the middle of the night to relieve himself, he could experience what is known as a "pee hard on".

I'm in my mid 50's and experience this all the time. I've found it's best to sit down for this, for it becomes a hassle to have to constantly clean the back wall and shower curtain.

that’s interesting. I will try that next time. It’s often a case of a cleanup for me. Just the glass shower door so a handy spray and wipe down

apologies, too much whisky. Happy new year everybody although it’s pretty

I also get it’s not 12 some places, I’m U.K. Happy new year for the future

 

[440BB]

Happy New Year everybody! Morning wood for all in 2021!

 

[AvaOrchid]

Imma be honest we need to find some advertisement agency to push that narrative. There is little that the United States will not do to ensure the sanctity of a man's erection LOL.

 

[UncLeJunkLe]

Imma be honest we need to find some advertisement agency to push that narrative. There is little that the United States will not do to ensure the sanctity of a man's erection LOL.

I vote for govt subsidized tape - free tape for all men 30+!

Preserve your wood, use the tape!

 

[Ryedan]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'woodworking'

Sorry, couldn't resist

Happy New Year everyone!

 

[Aerodan]

Wish you a great New Year!

 

[Kn0ttYFive]

S&M ...... e-liquid.

 

[gerrymi]

I've found it's best to sit down for this

Larry David (on a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode) said he's been sitting down to pee for years...

It's easy/quick (no need to raise the seat)...NO dribbling/spraying on toilet/leg/floor...can read the newspaper...or have a leisurely vape...

.

 

[Territoo]

Happy New Year everybody! Morning wood for all in 2021!

None for me, thank you.

 

[sonicbomb]

 

[Ed Brown]

Morning Metal?

 

[Javichu]

Pic from The Black Hole? wow!!

I'm impressed,few know of this 70's Disney classic.

 

[Plumes.91]

Put your right leg up on a piece of furniture, like a side table, or a vanity, and push down firmly with both palms. Aim for the back. If you’re trying to be extra quiet, so that nobody can hear your obnoxious aging prostate plops in the tiny Kohl’s bathroom, aim for the back of the bowl, just above the waterline, while you blow your nose. 10 bonus points if you can knock anything down.

 

[sonicbomb]

 

[Javichu]

Meh...way to easy.
The Exterminator (1980)
At least give me a challenge,you know i'm da man when it comes to tv seriers,movie and music from the 80's.