Mr Vape's MADLIB giveaway! Part 2

[TopNotch]

Thank You to all who have participated!
The winner of this week's Mad Lib is... akatina!!
Congratulations! You will receive a message from us in your inbox in just a moment!!

Job Opening
Java Politician
Crooked Time Regular
Library
Requisition ID #: 12345

Requirements:
Politicians create a Owl for customer Belly Dancer deliverables. Using Pretty insight as well as technical Coconuts, they plan, Learn,Jump, analyze, review, and Poke Belly Dancer products with a focus on quality for customers.

The following Coconuts, skills and abilities are highly Slimy:

• A minimum 3 Hours experience in configuration management Juggling the functional and physical Rings of both hardware and Belly Dancer environments.

• A minimum of 7 Years experience in systems Learn, development, Trees, change management, and the operation of Dogs.

• A minimum of 7 Years experience developing Dogs in Java/J2EE, MML, Xerox`s Developer Paper Clip including PL/SQL.

• A minimum of 7 Years experience with Nike Operating Systems and Sun Bangosteer hardware and Belly Dancer along with developing information Capybara technical Hospitals.

• Experience and/or familiarity in the following is also Slimy:

o Building and deploying n-tier Dogs
o Development and deployment of Snarky applications.
o Swing Butts, and Apache Dog.
o Familiarity with Invincible communications Cartomizers.
o Excellent Fish and communication Cartomizers; familiarity with Xerox`s CDM methodology.

 

[akatina]

ERMAHGERD!!!! Thank you SO MUCH!!!

And in related (and possibly sad) news: I think I actually qualify for this job

Thank You to all who have participated!
The winner of this week's Mad Lib is... akatina!!
Congratulations! You will receive a message from us in your inbox in just a moment!!

Job Opening
Java Politician Crooked Time Regular posted 09/21/2005
Library
Requisition ID #: 12345

Requirements:
Politicians create a Owl for customer Belly Dancer deliverables. Using Pretty insight as well as technical Coconuts, they plan, Learn,Jump, analyze, review, and Poke Belly Dancer products with a focus on quality for customers.

The following Coconuts, skills and abilities are highly Slimy:

• A minimum 3 Hours experience in configuration management Juggling the functional and physical Rings of both hardware and Belly Dancer environments.

• A minimum of 7 Years experience in systems Learn, development, Trees, change management, and the operation of Dogs.

• A minimum of 7 Years experience developing Dogs in Java/J2EE, MML, Xerox`s Developer Paper Clip including PL/SQL.

• A minimum of 7 Years experience with Nike Operating Systems and Sun Bangosteer hardware and Belly Dancer along with developing information Capybara technical Hospitals.

• Experience and/or familiarity in the following is also Slimy:

o Building and deploying n-tier Dogs
o Development and deployment of Snarky applications.
o Swing Butts, and Apache Dog.
o Familiarity with Invincible communications Cartomizers.
o Excellent Fish and communication Cartomizers; familiarity with Xerox`s CDM methodology.

 

[dolphins35]

Congrats Akatina!!

Thanks Tommy for your funny Mad Libs!
LMAO Coconuts and Belly Dancers.

 

[mattiem]

Yea !!!! Congratulations akatina.

5 bottles of juice and a lead on a new job all at the same time. what more could a person ask for.

 

[epage]

aaaand of course I got tied up with work and missed out completely!! LOL!
Congrats Akatina!!

 

[NancyR]

Congrats Akatina!!

 

[Elantis]

Congrats Akatina and thanks TopNotch for another great Hump Day Madlibs!

 

[krash007]

Congrats Akatina!

Thanks TopNotch for the contest!

 

[IThrenodyI]

Woohoo congrats Tina!!

 

[Disconnect]

Congrats!

I think that is the job description my recruiters have been using. It certainly matches most of the candidates..

 

[Stoneface]

ERMAHGERD!!!! Thank you SO MUCH!!!

And in related (and possibly sad) news: I think I actually qualify for this job

LOL
and congratulations!

 

[vvaappeerr]

Congratulations, akatina!

Thanks so much for the contest! This Mad Lib is hilarious!

 

[Bookworm]

Congrats akatina and thanks mr vape!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Congrats to the winner!!!

 

[MrsCasey]

Congrats Akatina!!

Thanks to Tommy and Mr. vape for another great Mad Libs!

 

[Reddhott]

congrats!
ty again Tommy!!

 

[jpf880]

Congrats Akatina!
Thanks Tommy for another great AdLib and another ccontest!

 

[TopNotch]

Just checking in and I would you guys did it again! You put together another awesome Mad Lib. Thanks to all that helped. Cameron And I were unavailable today so my daughter Brittany was behind the scenes for this one. Thank You Brittany!!
It still amazes me how so many people can come together, add just one word, and become part of the whole story.

I got an idea!! let's do it again next week.
Until then post pictures and comments so we know what you are thinking.

 

[thehangdude]

While we are waiting until noon next Wednesday so we can play another MADLIB giveaway, I want to do a quick review of another of Mr Vape's delicious tobaccos.

Black Honey Tobacco is sunset orange in color. It smells sweet, and even at 50/50 PG/VG it soaks into a carto easily. My bottle has steeped for a full month.

On the inhale you taste Mr Vape's nutty tobacco flavor. As soon as you start to exhale, your mouth is coated with a creamy sweet honey flavor. The combination of the gritty tobacco and the velvet sweet honey is stark, yet satisfying. The honey is perfect, blending with the tobacco to create a delicious flavor explosion.

But there is something else. Hidden amongst the tobacco and honey is a third flavor. At first I thought it might be a fruit. For days I tried to figure this third flavor out. I thought maybe blackberry, because of the name, Black Honey Tobacco. I went through all the fruit flavors I could think of. Finally after a few days it hit me, its not a fruit at all. Black licorice. There is a hint of back licorice floating in the background of the honey and tobacco. This gives the blend a spice, almost like a root beer flavor added to the sweet tobacco.

Cameron has created a masterpiece here. The sweetness of the honey, the light spice of the licorice, and the nutty grit of the tobacco blend together to create a mouthwatering triangle of flavor. A complex blend that is as good with coffee in the morning as with a adult beverage at night. An all day vape that has climbed to one of my favorite flavors.

Congratulations on another winner, Mr Vape!

Bumping my review. Thanks for the contests, Mr Vape!

 

[TopNotch]

Bumping my review. Thanks for the contests, Mr Vape!

Thank you for the review bump that is awesome. Your tip shipped out today. Hope you get it by the weekend. I have a feeling there might be a review to follow