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Everyone this has been a lot of fun, but I think we will only do these super long Madlibs every once and awhile! Thank you all for all of your help and support!
Next Wednesday we will back with another normal sized Madlib!
Ladies and gentlemen of the KITTY of 23: Wear OWLS.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, OWLS would be it. The long-term benefits of OWLS have been proven by AUTHORS, whereas the rest of my advice has no DANCE FLOOR more reliable than my own SPIKEY experience. I will CRANKED this advice now.
Enjoy the DINGALING and TORNADO of your youth... oh, never mind. You will not understand the DINGALING and TORNADO of your youth until they`ve WRECKED. But trust me, in 37 years, you`ll look back at SLAPPED of yourself and recall in a way you can`t SHAKE now how YELLOW you really looked. You are not as FUZZY as you imagine.
Don`t worry about the CAT. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to BOOKS a/an MOONWALK equation by PUSHING PLANET. The real DRAGONS in your life are apt to be things that never NIBBLED your worried UVULA, the kind that JIGGLES you at 5 O'CLOCK on some SLOWLY ARBOR DAY. Do one thing every day that CRIES you. SLEEP. Don`t be SLIMY with other people`s TEETH. Don`t put up with people who are SLIMY with yours. KISS.
Don`t waste your time on MEHAPHONE. Sometimes you`re CAT, sometimes you`re CANOODLING; the CRAYON is long, and in the end, it`s only with your CAR. Remember TIRES you receive. Forget the ENEMIES. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old SOCKS; throw away your old DOGS. BELCHING.
Don`t feel DELICIOUS if you don`t know what you want to do with your life. The most REPULSIVE people I know didn`t know at 666 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most REPULSIVE 20-year-olds I know still don`t. Get plenty of GOOSEBERRIES. Be kind to your EYES - you`ll miss them when they`re gone.
Maybe you`ll WIDENING, maybe you won`t. Maybe you`ll have MARBLES, maybe you won`t. Maybe you`ll PARACHUTE at 40, maybe you`ll dance the STICKY LION on your 75th FORK anniversary. Whatever you do, don`t GLIDE yourself too much, or SHRINK yourself, either. Your choices are half ELEMENT. So are everybody else`s.
Enjoy your BAZOOKA. Use it in every way you can. Don`t be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it`s the greatest COUCH you`ll ever own. KICK. Even if you have nowhere to do it but your CONSERVATORY. Read the HABERDASHERIES, even if you don`t WATCHING them. Do not read ATTACHE magazines; they will only make you feel HEAVENLY.
Get to know your UNCLES. You never know when they`ll be SPARKLING for good. Be nice to your SISTERS. They`re your best link to your OSTRICH and the people most likely to FART with you in the ACCELERATOR. Understand that friends PONTIFICATE and LAUGH, but with a/an IMMEDIATE few, you should ALIGHT. Work hard to GURGLE the gaps in BASKET and TREE, because the older you get, the more you need the MYSTERIES who TRIMMED you when you were ANNOYING.
Live in ROBSTA CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES once, but leave before it makes you BREEZY. Live in FLORENCE, ITALY once, but leave before it makes you FLUFFY. CLIMB. Accept certain SLOPPY truths: SNAKES will rise, JUICE MAKERS will philander. You, too, will get SLIMY. And when you do, you`ll fantasize that when you were GENEROUS, SNAKES were reasonable, JUICE MAKERS were noble, and children respected their HOOLIGANS. Respect your HOOLIGANS.
Don`t expect anyone else to SLEEP you. Maybe you`ll have a CAVE; maybe you`ll have a/an AWESOME spouse. But you never know when either one might CREATE. Don`t mess too much with your LIPS or by the time you`re 42 it will look 77. Be careful whose advice you KAYAKING, but be patient with those who DANCE it. Advice is a form of DOG; SLEEPING is a way of fishing the SACK from the COMPUTER, wiping it off, RUNNING over the PURPLE parts, and FINISHING it for more than it`s worth.
But trust me on the OWLS.