Congratulations to SmilingSlasher you are the winner of this weeks Madlib Giveaway!
We will be sending you a PM to collect all of the information that we need!
I apologize for the wait. Thank you everyone for coming out and participating!
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Job Opening Madlib!
CONSTRUCTION WORK SMOOTH Time Regular posted 09/21/2005
LAS VEGAS
Requisition ID #: 12345
Requirements
CONSTRUCTION WORK create a PITCH FORK for customer DOG deliverable s. Using RICH insight as well as technical MICE, they plan, TROT, SHIMMY, analyze, review, and HOWL DOG products with a focus on quality for customers.
The following MICE, skills and abilities are highly FAST:
A minimum 200 YEARS experience in configuration management
vaping the functional and physical SKYSCRAPERS of both hardware and DOG environments.
A minimum of FORTY-TWO NANOSECONDS experience in systems TROT, development, MARS, change management, and the operation of PLATOPUSSES.
A minimum of FORTY-TWO NANOSECONDS experience developing PLATOPUSSES in Java/J2EE, MML, WALMART`s Developer CAT including PL/SQL.
A minimum of FORTY-TWO NANOSECONDS experience with DIPPIN DOTS Operating Systems and Sun CANOODLE hardware and DOG along with developing information RACE CAR technical CATS.
Experience and/or familiarity in the following is also FAST:
Building and deploying n-tier PLATOPUSSES
Development and deployment of MUSKY applications.
Swing BUMBLE BEE, and Apache MONKEY.
Familiarity with PRETTY communications KEYS.
Excellent COFFEE CUP and communication KEYS; familiarity with WALMART`s CDM methodology.