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Crazy Taxi
I work in
New York City as a taxi driver, I remember the first time I
skinny-dipped up a client. I was driving in my
motorcycle when my
telephone beeped, I picked up the receiver and my boss asked me to get a woman from a local
Waffle House. I drove to the The Waffle House where a
greasy woman stumbled into the back seat, the woman turned out to be
Lindsay Lohan and man she was
lugubrious. She demanded to be taken to her home at the
The Taj Mahal. As I drove she started
walking about how
stupid my driving was, and questioning the fact as to why I am
Catholic. Things got
kooky from there. She demanded that I let her drive or she would
hit the company! So she got behind the
dog and floored it, the motorcycle swerved
through traffic, ran
13 red lights. Then she decided to go
frying. She drove the car through the doors of
Winklejon Mall and crashed into a display of
penguins. But that did not stop the car. She soon lost her
outhouse and the car crashed into a
leprechaun store. We both got out of the car and I yelled at her and called her a
cry baby. She apologized and said it was a
hot idea and now she has some s
weaty youtube footage for her new film,
Auricular/Striking Taxi!
! Enjoy your new Mr. Vape juices! I'm happy to report that those I've tried have not been greasy or sweaty in the least
! Thanks for more Hump Day fun, Tommy and all at Mr. Vape!
"GaMntGirl" 
