My Mailman is a ninja!

[vsinner]

Worst 4 words in the english language: We need to talk​

Worst 6 words in the english language: I like you as a friend
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and now, the band new e-cig inspired (for me anyway):

Worst 5 words in the english language: Unable to Deliver, Signature Required
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not so bad? I can't get to the post cause my car's in the shop, it's closing time on friday AND I'm on 4ml's of juice left! EEEEEEKKKKKK Here's the odd thing.. I was home! Practically stalking the post-person.. how he managed to ring the bell/write a note and leave in between my 5min checks I simply don't know.

 

[washvap]

From my experience. He probably didn't even bother to knock on your door. I'll be honest....I HATE THE MAILMAN. If I had the chance...I'm telling you....(just joking)

But, that sucks man. Hopefully you have a backup just for this sort of situation and I feel your pain. I would hate to be without. Anyways, hopefully your package shows up soon.

 

[jonny2hottie]

looks like public transportation or a buddy will have to get you there...or the good old walking shoes!

 

[Hiryu]

Ugh. That royally sucks.

 

[carpedebass]

UGH! Ninja mailmen are the worst!!

 

[Klowry]

Call up your Post Office this morning and ask to redeliver the package and waive the signature required.

 

[vsinner]

I stalked a neighbor for a bit and she said she'll drive me.. see.. good things do come from vaping, I get to meet a HOT neighbor

Vanilla juice here I come

 

[Iffy]

<------- The ONLY way to be sure!!!

 

[Joe944]

My mailman always just drops my e-cig stuff in the mailbox. That and I have 2 large, very loud dogs that can sense the mailman coming from miles away.

 

[Taniger1]

I have an "unusual" and VERY memorable last name. The bonus is, the postwoman never hesitates to drop my stuff. The bad news? I can never be a criminal /sigh

 

[funkfist]

I have the same problem with UPS/FED-EX. Serveral times I have been sitting home waiting for my stuff to come checking the tracking number constantly. I'll refresh it and it says "Attempted delivery, signature not received" or something like that. Those mofos never even PULLED INTO MY DRIVEWAY. I have to call them up and start ....*ing for them to come to my house. I don't have to worry about the mail man since I have a P.O. box and it's less than a 5 min walk away.

 

[fright88]

UPS does this to me all the time. Yesterday I was sitting at my computer right next to the door with the door open just the screen door closed and I found a note stuck to the frame.

 

[JTman]

I stalked a neighbor for a bit and she said she'll drive me.. see.. good things do come from vaping, I get to meet a HOT neighbor

Vanilla juice here I come

Glad to hear some good came out of the situation Vape on!

 

[vsinner]

Glad to hear some good came out of the situation :wink: Vape on!

Didn't make it to the post office on time but hey, my emergency backup should hold me till monday

 

[SEWELLH]

I live in florida and the just drop it off at the front door. Never ringing the bell you have to open the door and look down constantly. Ha ha ha got to love them... Happy Vaping..

 

[swirleydude]

Lucky for me my wife and the post master had a bad relationship in highschool so when we moved to town we got a PO box big enough to hold 3 1/4" floppy so I have to always wait for someone to be in office to get all my packages.

 

[untitledblue]

Is it a nice day for a bike ride?

 

[MisterOblivious]

UPS does this to me all the time. Yesterday I was sitting at my computer right next to the door with the door open just the screen door closed and I found a note stuck to the frame.

Hey! At least somebody left a note. Half the time it seems like they mark it as an attempted delivery without even bothering to drive by. It drives me nuts since my apartment is right next to the office and they'll buzz deliverymen in and sign for it.

Only once in the last 7 years has a package actually made it directly into my hands: the normal postman was on vacation and his replacement actually tried knocking on my door.

 

[nastos.]

Call up your Post Office this morning and ask to redeliver the package and waive the signature required.

QFT

where theres a will theres a way.

 

[nocturn4l3030]

maybe leave a "post-it" on your mailbox saying "IM INSIDE WAITING FOR IMPORTANT PACKAGE" might help -.-