My Mailman is a ninja!

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vsinner

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Worst 4 words in the english language: We need to talk
Worst 6 words in the english language: I like you as a friend
and now, the band new e-cig inspired (for me anyway):

Worst 5 words in the english language: Unable to Deliver, Signature Required
not so bad? I can't get to the post cause my car's in the shop, it's closing time on friday AND I'm on 4ml's of juice left! EEEEEEKKKKKK Here's the odd thing.. I was home! Practically stalking the post-person.. how he managed to ring the bell/write a note and leave in between my 5min checks I simply don't know.
 

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From my experience. He probably didn't even bother to knock on your door. I'll be honest....I HATE THE MAILMAN. If I had the chance...I'm telling you....(just joking)

But, that sucks man. Hopefully you have a backup just for this sort of situation and I feel your pain. I would hate to be without. Anyways, hopefully your package shows up soon.
 

funkfist

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I have the same problem with UPS/FED-EX. Serveral times I have been sitting home waiting for my stuff to come checking the tracking number constantly. I'll refresh it and it says "Attempted delivery, signature not received" or something like that. Those mofos never even PULLED INTO MY DRIVEWAY. I have to call them up and start ....*ing for them to come to my house. I don't have to worry about the mail man since I have a P.O. box and it's less than a 5 min walk away. :)
 
UPS does this to me all the time. Yesterday I was sitting at my computer right next to the door with the door open just the screen door closed and I found a note stuck to the frame.

Hey! At least somebody left a note. Half the time it seems like they mark it as an attempted delivery without even bothering to drive by. It drives me nuts since my apartment is right next to the office and they'll buzz deliverymen in and sign for it.

Only once in the last 7 years has a package actually made it directly into my hands: the normal postman was on vacation and his replacement actually tried knocking on my door.
 
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