My wife is cheating on me.

[arbogast]

I suspect my wife is cheating on me. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. If her cell rings she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". She never did that before.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

An acquaintance of mine is an e-cig supplier. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to one of the vapefests he regularly hosts. He wanted to borrow some of my mods and show them to guests at the next vapefest.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really going on.
I said "Sure, you can borrow my mods but I want to hide behind the bar at the vapefest and see if she comes and who she comes in with".
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind the bar, to get a good view.
I could feel my heart pounding, and the grip on my PV was slippery with sweat.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the bar, that I noticed that my chibi tank was leaking.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I get a Liquinator?

Thanks
Very Concerned

 

[Denise D]

That's what I would call a "juicy" story!

 

[vape-addict]

liquinaters are out of stock right now but you can get a smoketek at madvapes..by the way what did u see..(just curious)

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Dear Penthouse,

I never dreamed it could happen to me...

 

[MastiffMike]

by the way what did u see..(just curious)

Priorities man! Worry about the wifey later, fix the leak NOW!!!

 

[bumpi]

As long as ur not an ego compared to his helix she should come back.lol don't worry man

 

[Sundrinkr]

Bahahaha! Good one!

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the bar, that I noticed that my chibi tank was leaking.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I get a Liquinator?



Thanks
Very Concerned

 

[Spartan8029]

I'm confused, was this a joke that went over my head or are you being for real?

 

[Stormiefury]

Call Vaporescence and try placing a phone order sometimes that helps. Make sure you call the Richardson store. The website is a little buggy.

Stormie

 

[Stormiefury]

I'm confused, was this a joke that went over my head or are you being for real?

It was a joke leading to a vape question.

Stormie

 

[arbogast]

I'm confused, was this a joke that went over my head or are you being for real?

Actually it could be both. But don't worry. It's a joke and not even my own at that. It's a modified joke from a musicians forum (the guy hides behind his amp which the acquantance has borrowed). I thought it good enough to share here while wishing I could come up with a joke like that.

 

[Spartan8029]

lol ok, since it's a joke I'll avoid the shotgun reference

 

[Devonmoonshire]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hey Brother, Sorry about the Wifey, but here is a link to get some more O-Rings for your Liquinator for cheap 100 Count for like 10 bucks shipped. Often times changing out the internal O rings will fix the leaking problems with the Dual Coil Tank systems. That is assuming it is a Dual coil Tank and it IS the tank that is leaking and not the carto, if it is the carto just slot a new one and throw it in there

McMaster-Carr

There is the Link and Good luck with the Tank;
Nate aka Darth Vapor


P.S. There really needs to be a Thread dedicated to the Most attention Grabbing or Creative intros to a Vaping Question LOL This one was great!

 

[arbogast]

Thank you

Once in a while it's nice being able to please fellow vapers and vaperesses(?)

 

[Ande]

I first heard this joke about a guitarist and an amplifier.

Still makes me smile, though.

Every now and then I see a thread in the mods forum that starts..."I want to get a new mod for my wife..." and I always think: Well, what is she like? I have some mods...

Ande

 

[mikeproctor]

I first heard it in a motorcycle forum with the guy crouching behind a bike.

 

[xhuffer]

There are rules on this forum. You must post pics of either wife or leaky tank.

 

[madsen6466]

OP that was genius.

 

[dandelionwings]

Awesome intro to the real problem---wanna see pics of the liquinator

 

[CarbonThief]

Now this is funny right there.

Great intro and surprise twist, at least for those of us that hadn't heard this joke before!

Carbon