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[thehangdude]

The Bees Knees
The Bees Knees
The Bees Knees
The Bees Knees
The Bees Knees
Dis poem sucks & I gotta sneeze !

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Gimme da Frosty

The sad part is this actually might be the $100 random choice winner.
But as much as AG has entertained me (us) over these past few years, I would be perfectly alright with it. Good luck AG, I hope your (obviously) original poem wins!

 

[AG51]

The sad part is this actually might be the $100 random choice winner.
But as much as AG has entertained me (us) over these past few years, I would be perfectly alright with it. Good luck AG, I hope your (obviously) original poem wins!

Yimmey is not using random. org to pick the winner.


she's reading and will pick what's her favorite one. So no worries that mine will win honey

 

[bellastarr]

The Bee Knees
What does it mean
I don't know
But it rhymes with cheese
It rhymes with sneeze
And it rhymes with breeze
If you are reading this
Then you're the bees knees
Now show me da money please!!


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[whodat2112]

1. The Bees Knees

The Bees Knees were shaking
and his wings began to falter
He felt his heart was breaking
his girl left him at the altar
He thought she was his "honey"
she was a real "humdinger"
But she left him for another
who had a bigger "stinger"

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[WifeyCO]

The Bee’s Knees means the best
Far above all the rest

This contest is what that is all about
We all give it our best, without a doubt

Most of all, we hope to please
And create a poem that is the Bee’s Knees​

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STP Midnight Frost

 

[whodat2112]

2. The Bees Knees

The little bee was flying
towards his home at noon
He was working towards supplying
More honey for the commune
His little back was breaking
from all of the hard work
His lil' bees knees were shaking
He felt he was going berserk

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[whodat2112]

3. The Bees Knees

One hundred dolla'
Would make me holla'
My creditors I could appease (not really )
One hundred dolla'
Would make me holla'
It would be "the bees knees"

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[GreenLeaf]

The question was posed
Votes have been cast
Do bees have knees
Is what you were asked
Femurs and tibias
Not just for contrast
Both serve a purpose
The pollen amassed
Bees will not sting
Except when harassed
Please do not judge
Their lack of kneecaps
Natures little workers
Their role unsurpassed

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Midnight Frost

 

[nanusic]

1. The Bee's Knees

I'm about to drive myself crazy
And close to losing my mind
Trying to put these words together
Before I run out of time

I'm really not that good at this
But I sure do aim to please
And if I was to win one hundred bucks
Well, that would be the bee's knees

2. Show me da money

3 Our RY4

 

[GreenLeaf]

2.

Watching a movie with my wonderful daughter
Rated PG no violence or slaughter
We got to a part the actors were kissing
My daughter confused, something was missing

She looked up at me completely perplexed
I couldn't believe what would come next
"Daddy" she said "What's it mean to have sex?"
"Well" I replied "it's kind of complex..."

Nervous I was my hands started drumming
"Well" I said "it's like fixing the plumbing"
Thinking real quick I tried to stay calm
"It's the bees knees, what I do with your mom"

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Midnight Frost

 

[WifeyCO]

As I sat and began to ponder
My mind was adrift and began to wonder

Of places and times I would like to see
The Roaring 20s would be a time for me

“The bee’s knees” or “The cats’s pajamas” everyone would say
Speakeasys and Prohibition were the rule of the day

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[RaceGun59]

We want Bees Knees
She brought blue cheese
We want Bees Knees
She brought cottage cheese
We want Bees Knees
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We got HEAVENLY HOT FUDGE instead

 

[WifeyCO]

She arrived dressed to kill
Her appearance gave him a thrill

He said laughling as if to tease
Your heiney is the Bee’s Knees

Out the door she went with a smile and a giggle
Her buns taught no sign of a jiggle

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STP Midnight Frost​

 

[nanusic]

#2
I've spent most of the day
Working on this cliche
I can't say that it's been a breeze
I've been thinking in rhyme
Since I woke up at nine
But I can't get beyond the bee's knees

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[Yeah_its_me]

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Saturday's Green Banana OVER
SUNDAY'S TOPIC - The Gum Stuck On My Shoe OVER
MONDAY'S TOPIC - The Toxic Tadpole OVER
TUESDAY'S TOPIC - My Bubble Bath OVER
WEDNESDAY'S TOPIC - My Leaky Freezer Pop OVER
THURSDAY'S TOPIC - Your Tiny Teeth OVER
FRIDAY'S TOPIC - The Bees Knees OVER
SATURDAY'S TOPIC - My Little Donkey

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[GreenLeaf]

3.

Try to define
Something divine
Maybe a feeling
A tingle up your spine
Maybe a meal
top of the line
Maybe a friend
Of which you entwine
Maybe a chair
Rest in recline

At the end of the day
Stress in decay
Lesser to think
Gone and away
The weekend is here
It is your buffet
This I believe
This I convey

The weekend is here
And it's sure to please
All that is left
Is to find the bees knees



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Midnight Frost

 

[MoonLit_Water]

I was out riding the other day
When along the way
A fair maiden I did spy
She said she had a friend
Who was the living end
And if I was kind, offered up a ride
That mistress could be mine
But when The Lady came into sight
I started to tremble in fright
She was way too chunky
Ain't no way she was gonna ride
My Little donkey

​

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[RaceGun59]

My Little Donkey is sure and steady......
My Little Donkey is always ready........
My Little Donkey is sweet as honey.......
My Little Donkey never says "SHOW ME DA MONEY"........
My Little Donkey is full of heart.........
My Little Donkey can pull a big cart.........
of HEAVENLY HOT FUDGE

 

[WifeyCO]

I liked to introduce My Little Donkey, her name Yimmie
She is just like a real donkey except she’s a mini

Her stubbornness is a trait I could do without
She has a mind of her own and is even known to pout

When she is happy, she might give you a lick
But don’t get behind her or you could get a kick


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[whodat2112]

1. My Little Donkey

My Little Donkey,
was born in the Bahamas
I got it from a friend of mine
who's name was "Monkey Mama"
She told me "for fibe dollars"
"And a mod that's made of brass"
But I musta misunderstood her
When she said she'd gimme a little .a.s.s

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Toasted Butter Almond Cake