MyVapeJuice's SHOW ME DA MONEY game - Come and Play - You could win cash

[RaceGun59]

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My Little Donkey
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Played second fiddle to a Oger
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Was made to fly by Disney
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Lives in the closet until Christmas time
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Has even been made fun of
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But today My Little Donkey will yell SHOW ME DA MONEY
or give me HEAVENLY HOT FUDGE

 

[whodat2112]

1. My Little Donkey

My Little Donkey,
he's such a prima donna
He used to have a real good job,
down in Tijuana
Pulling tourists around town
through all the trash and clutter
I'll bet you thought he did something else
get your minds' out of the gutter


SHOW ME DA MONEY

Toasted Butter Almond Cake

 

[MoonLit_Water]

My little donkey
Is a friend of mine
He'll dance real funky
To songs that don’t even rhyme
My little donkey
Won’t haul no hay
He just wants to laze around all day
My little donkey
Likes moonshine
Oh yeah he is a friend of mine

​

Show Me Da Money

juice:Raspberry Cheesecake

 

[nanusic]

1. My Little Donkey

My little donkey thought she was a horse
I would always tell her, of course
That she was a beautiful mare
She would trot all around
Making this God awful sound
But she really didn't even care

One day by the swimming hole
She met a toxic tadpole
She liked freezer pops
at banana's non stop
and even liked bubble baths
Her teeth were tiny
and so was her hiney
But she could make me laugh
and laugh and laugh

Show me da money

Our RY4

 

[MoonLit_Water]

OH nanusic, you beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!


i also have a poem going, using all the topics.

i'll post mine at contests end

 

[MoonLit_Water]

A trusty steed
Is a friend in deed
Save the damsel, lead the charge
Even find some water
But when the sun goes down
And I to head in to town
Do some dances, get real funky
I’ll be riding my little donkey​

Show Me Da Money

juice:Raspberry Cheesecake

 

[nanusic]

OH nanusic, you beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!


i also have a poem going, using all the topics.

i'll post mine at contests end

Cool beans!!!!

 

[nanusic]

#2 My Little Donkey

My little donkey was cool
She even attended a school
She went to the dance
And found some romance
Without ever breaking a rule

She's now at the head of the class
All of the grades she has passed
She'll bask in her glory
While telling her story
That ain't too bad for an a.s.s.!!!

Show me da money

Our RY4

 

[CountBoredom]

My little donkey is nice.
I never have to ask him twice.
He turns around fast
when I call him an a__
And says, "C'mon bra!
I'm a donkey. Hee haw!"


SHOW ME DA MONEY

Lime in Da Coconut, please.

 

[WifeyCO]

I was in need of a donkey one day, so off to Ebay I did go
Where you can find anything is you have enough dough

I couldn’t find anything that was to my pleasure
So I decided to crochet my own treasure

She is small and gray, that’s how I made her
My little donkey is named Little Amber

​

SHOW ME DA MONEY

STP Midnight Frost

BTW - I did crochet this donkey, she is about 4 inches tall, one of my hobbies

 

[Evie Luv]

My little donkey did I mention
likes it when I give her attention.

She likes to be petted a certain way
I have to do it almost everyday.

She also has a ravenous appetite
I spoil her almost every night.

I give her treats that she likes to eat
but her most favorite can't be beat.

I trim her mane so she will be attractive
Now don't go getting distracted.

She neighs and sighs when she feels good
I always give her the best that I could.

SHOW ME DA MONEY

I want Midnight Frost.

 

[bellastarr]

My Little Donkey

My little donkey likes to dance
Every time he gets a chance
He's a dancing donkey
His favorite dance is the
Donkey Tonk Badonkadonkey
He'll shake his rump
He'll whip his tail
He'll dip and dash
For a chance
at that cash

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Butterscotch please!​

( I think that one was the worse on yet! )

 

[whodat2112]

3. My Little Donkey

My Little Donkey
he learned to talk
All of my friends
would just stand and gawk
He called them names
and cussed them out
A foul mouthed donkey
of that there's no doubt


SHOW ME DA MONEY


Pecan Praline Coffee

 

[GreenLeaf]

Have you ever seen
A donkey wear clothes
Missing the shoes
But doesn't have toes
What is he thinking
Nobody knows
Wants to be human
Obviously shows
He mimics my style
Got predisposed
My little donkey's an ...
And that's how it goes

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Midnight Frost

 

[WifeyCO]

My Little Donkey, now doesn’t that sounds cute
But I wish I could click the button marked mute

Complain, Complain is what I hear all day long
I’m hungry, Give me attention, Clean my stall is her song

On and On, it seems to never stop
My head is surely going to pop

She doesn’t know it yet, but she will be missed
When I put her up on Craig’s List

​

SHOW ME DA MONEY

STP Midnight Frost

 

[GreenLeaf]

2.

My little donkey
Hard working and true
Out on the ranch
No petting zoo
He's not a mule
Don't misconstrue
Works like a horse
With much to do
He pulls the cart
And tends the heard too
My little donkey
Is one of the crew

SHOW ME DA MONEY (HEE- HAWWH!)

Midnight Frost

 

[GreenLeaf]

3.

My little donkey
Miniature and small
Call him an ...
If you have the gall
Working outdoors
From Winter to Fall
My little donkey
May not be tall
But he is so sweet
Shows compassion to all

SHOW ME DA MONEY (HEE- HAWWH!)

Midnight Frost

 

[bellastarr]

My Little Donkey

My little donkey
He's so sweet
He gives me kisses to get a treat
He thinks apples are really neat
But for a carrot he'd lick your feet
My little donkey
He can't be beat
Cause my little donkey
He's so sweet

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Butterscotch please!​

 

[bellastarr]

My Little Donkey

My little donkey
He so sweet
He'd bend over backwards
For something to eat

My little donkey
He's meek and mild
But turn up the music
And he'll go buck wild

My little donkey
He's the one
That is still around
When the fun's all done

SHOW ME DA MONEY

Butterscotch please!​

 

[thehangdude]

I had a little donkey
I used to ride to work
He was a little wonky
With more than just one quirk

He ate only blue grasses
And never had to pee
He wore a pair of glasses
That were prescription-free

He had a dad named Fred
Who always called him Pat
"Why Pat?" I asked. He said,
"Hee Haw ways called me that."

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Show me da money!
Midnight Frost