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[Yeah_its_me]

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SHOW ME DA MONEY
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Saturday's Green Banana OVER
SUNDAY'S TOPIC - The Gum Stuck On My Shoe OVER
MONDAY'S TOPIC - The Toxic Tadpole OVER
TUESDAY'S TOPIC - My Bubble Bath OVER
WEDNESDAY'S TOPIC - My Leaky Freezer Pop OVER
THURSDAY'S TOPIC - Your Tiny Teeth OVER
FRIDAY'S TOPIC - The Bees Knees OVER
SATURDAY'S TOPIC - My Little Donkey OVER
SUNDAY'S TOPIC - The Lonely Noodle OVER at Midnight EST
MONDAY'S TOPIC(The last one) - The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball


Loving these poems.....This have given me lots of laughs..Thank you!

Now keep up the good work cause we are coming to the end soon.

Make sure to read the rules so your entry is valid

 

[WifeyCO]

The Lonely Noodle is a sad thing to think about
No one wants to be solo without a doubt

Alone and with none of it’s kind
Cursed to roam aimlessly for all time

When out of the blue, another noodle was spied
A casserole is in the future for me and my bride​

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[WifeyCO]

Many years ago I was the Lonely Noodle
With no family and only a poodle

In the future I would meet the Mrs on the internet
Many little pastas we would one day get

And now I am no longer alone
Ramen Noodles is how I am known​

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[RaceGun59]

It sat in a bowl on the table.
So inspiring you wanted to write a fable.

It was so pure and white.
There were no old maids in sight.

It was there as a special treat.
Oh, it was going to be so good to eat.

We heard such a racket and something fall.
Here comes rolling THE FUZZY POPCORN BALL

DAMN CATS!!!!

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[WifeyCO]

Now what do I have to say about the Fuzzy Popcorn Ball
Well it will be brief and not much at all

To tell the truth I’ve never seen one up close
The fuzzy part just has to be gross

Maybe coconut, candy or something sweet
Of one thing I am sure, it’s bad for my teeth​

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[whodat2112]

1. The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball
Rolled off the table, and went down the hall.

The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball
I went to find it, but it wasn't there at all

The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball
It may have gone through a hole, and behind the drywall

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[MoonLit_Water]

I strolled through the garden and what did I see
Only Green Bananas hanging from My tree
I went into the street, didn’t see the goo
Now theres gum stuck on My shoe,
So home I dash for my daily Bubble Bath
In my tub, A Toxic Tadpole would I suffer his wrath?
Will todays hardships ever stop
Well not just yet I’m holding a leaky freezer pop
So smile at Me will You Please
You and Your Tiny Teeth
You're simply The Bees Knees
Although You may think he smells funky
Climb with Me upon My little donkey
We’ll ride into town, just like Yankee Doodle
To that Italian restaurant, They call The Lonely Noodle
We’ll eat some salad, some pasta and sausages too,
We’ll eat it all
And for dessert we will have
A fuzzy Popcorn Ball


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Juice: Raspberry Cheesecake


OK thats it! I'm all poem'd out




Thanks So Much Yimmie, for such a awesome contest. It was so much fun writing & reading all the poems.

Good Luck Everyone

 

[RaceGun59]

The green banana is connected to the gum stuck on my shoe.
The gum stuck to my shoe is connected to the toxic tadpole.
The toxic tadpole is connected to my bubble bath.
The bubble bath is connected to my leaky freezer pop.
The leaky freezer pop is connected your tiny teeth.
The tiny teeth are connected to the bees knees.
The bees knees are connected to my little donkey.
The little donkey is connected to the lonely noodle.
The lonely noodle is connected to the popcorn ball.

NOW you know why it's called: THE FUZZY POPCORN BALL.

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Heavaenly Hot Fudge.


Now the ear worm "the shin bone is connected to..." will be stuck in your brain all day.
Thanks for a laugh a minute contest.

 

[whodat2112]

2. The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

My cat he found the popcorn ball
and dragged it across the floor
He played with it for several minutes
and then played with it some more
I tried to take it from him
but he scratched me with his claws
He tried to run away with it
Pushing it with his paws
I finally got it away from him
By this time it was scummy
The cat drool and the dirty fuzz
actually made it taste real yummy


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[CountBoredom]

How bad can it be
to have a popcorn ball that's fuzzy?
Sure, it's a pretty safe bet
that you don't want to eat it quite yet.
But if you pick at it a bit
it's still better than if the ball had rolled in sh..!


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[whodat2112]

3. The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball


Let's all thank Yimmie for the chance
To win some nice new stuff
Though rhyming 'bout a popcorn ball
Is proving kinda rough
I sit and think
and wrack my brain
to try and make it funny
Today's topic is quite a pain
I'd like to win some money
My toilet humor has been done
I won't go there this time
This contest has been really fun
I like making up rhymes
So now I'll try to end this verse
And say to everyone
Their poems have really been diverse
And I've had a lot of fun (reading them)
I think that I have writers block
My brain has hit a wall
So I'll go look in my pantry
For my fuzzy popcorn ball.


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Thanks for the GREAT contest........I've really enjoyed reading everyones entries
Happy Labor Day, and good luck everyone!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bellastarr]

The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

There once was a popcorn ball
That no wanted at all
So one day he struck out
To go on a walkabout
He rolled around the city
And started to get quite gritty
It really was a pity
He became known as
The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

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Butterscotch please!​

 

[nanusic]

#1 The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

We were gathered here this morning
Reminiscing when we were small
We covered almost everything
But, this one time I recall
I remember trying to get away
And running down the hall
I thought something was chasing me
Something very big and tall
Everyone was laughing at me
Just as I was about to fall
Running from that little bug
With that fuzzy popcorn ball

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Happy Labor Day!!!!

 

[bellastarr]

The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

Here's a tale of girl who clicked a link
Hold up there, it's not what you think
She clicked a link to a contest thread
Now she got rhymes stuck in head
The topics were funny
There was a chance at some money
But oh she didn't know what she was in for
'Cause now she can't think straight no more
There was green banana's,
Wished it was green bandana's
'Cause she couldn't think of a thing that time
Then there was gum stuck on my shoe
She knew what do that time
She started busting out rhymes
About toxic tadpoles, bubble baths,
Tiny teeth and freezer pops leaking,
It was the Bee's Knees,
When the little donkey
Shook his rump to the Badonkadonkey,
The lonely noodle,
Sang the Yankee Doodle
Now here's what it's came down to
The final topic before the curtain falls
The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball
Sadly I'm out of rhymes
Y'all!

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Butterscotch please​

 

[WifeyCO]

This week was a mixture of thoughts
I found it hard to connect the dots

It started off with a Green Banana and Gum on My Shoe
Toxic Tadpole and Bubble Bath, I still don’t have a clue

On to Leaky Freezer Pop, Tiny Teeth and Bees Knees
Not a connection can my mind make of these

And throw into the mix, a Little Donkey and a Lonely Noodle
Last is The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball, I give up on the whole kit and caboodle​

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[WifeyCO]

Alas, Yimmie’s Contest is coming to an end
I would like to apologize for my poems and hope they didn’t offend

It was fun to give a try at writing verse
I could have been better, I could have been worse

Most of all I want to thank with all my heart
Yimmie, for giving me a chance to add my part

My brain is fried and seems awfully small
My leaving thoughts - The Fuzzy Popcorn Ball

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STP Midnight Frost

 

[AG51]

I hope Yimmey surbibes dis comtest it's gonna take fereber to pick a poem frum all the fantastic ones you people have entered here !

 

[thehangdude]

My father has alot of hair
From his head to his toes
There is not a spot that's bare
Not even on his nose

Then one year he met his wife
From that year he was torn
To love her he must change his life
And plant and harvest corn

So he left his city streets
Moved in with his love's people
He learned to farm and soon enough
Got married 'neath the steeple

So my mother and my dad
Got a farm house for to stay
Planted corn and soon found out
A baby's on its way

To celebrate to fall harvest
And the birth of their first son
They thought a type of festival
Would be alot of fun

They planned a feast and games and fun
A horse drawn carraige ride
But if it rained they'd change it to
A dancing ball inside

So on the day of party glee
The sheets of rain did fall
Now every year my hometown has
My Fuzzy Pop's Corn Ball.

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Midnight Frost

 

[thehangdude]

Thank you Yimmie for this contest
This duel of the rhymes
And after reading all the rest
I bow a thousand times

A challenge this has been for me
I'm not the greatest poet
Choosing a winner you shall see
Is harder and we know it

I clever group of entries made
Each entry is a good one
So Yimmie let this be said
Its been some really good fun

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Thank you MyVapeJuice
I hope no one will lose

Good luck everyone
Its been lots of fun

Will there ever come a time
That I no longer think in rhyme?

 

[jmur]

I forget today was Monday
It happens when you're retired
But I really want to play
And now my brain is wired.

I just sat down to try and think
And grabbed a popcorn ball
I never thought that in a wink
The popcorn ball would fall.

It rolled across the carpet now
And the dog began to chase
The cat jumped in with a big meow
And now it was a race.

I chased the dog and grabbed the cat
And finally got it back
Then it was over just like that
The Popcorn Ball attack.

I hear you say "he's that dumb was he?"
Well, that could fill a tome.
But now my Popcorn Ball is fuzzy.
And hey, I wrote a poem!

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