Jerms, I'm definitely cheering on your Little Wick that Could. I almost feel like it should be named.
Hah, I know exactly what you mean about pretending you hate the cat. Might make you seem like a crazy person, but here's a fun method. It's a little tedious for most, but it's a fun exercise in environmental awareness. I simply call it "defend your territory". I imagine a circle of a 1-2 meter radius and "defend" the border from the cat. I do a fake lunge at the cat whenever it "enters my territory" but am completely calm otherwise. Eventually the cat learns your comfort zone and doesn't bother you for a while. THEN it gets creative
and if the cat is smart, becomes something of a challenge. If anyone thinks this is cruel, please keep in mind that this sort of territorial behavior is completely normal in the viewpoint of domestic animals with their predatory instincts still intact (like cats). I don't do this to my girlfriend's cat (they're VERY persistent animals), but it's been a fun reminiscence...
Hah, I know exactly what you mean about pretending you hate the cat. Might make you seem like a crazy person, but here's a fun method. It's a little tedious for most, but it's a fun exercise in environmental awareness. I simply call it "defend your territory". I imagine a circle of a 1-2 meter radius and "defend" the border from the cat. I do a fake lunge at the cat whenever it "enters my territory" but am completely calm otherwise. Eventually the cat learns your comfort zone and doesn't bother you for a while. THEN it gets creative